
From the ‘commercials that almost made it’ series
Swiss Babybel vs The Hulk (sketch comedy script)
Munka is there too
[BRUCE Banner aka The Hulk, is trying to open a swiss cheese Babybel. His roommate MUNKA is there too]
BRUCE:
(trying to open a yellow swiss Babybel)
Dang it..ugh everywhere..dang. Again
MUNKA:
Do you..do you want me to get that Bruce?
BRUCE:
(trying to open another)
I can open my own cheese THANKS!
MUNKA:
Oh-kaye gee
BRUCE:
(ripping another one into crumbles)
Ugh why
MUNKA:
You gotta be gentler
BRUCE:
(picking up another)
I am being gentle!
MUNKA:
Ya but see how you’re ripping them in half? There’s pull tabs..
BRUCE:
(still trying to open without the tabs)
I see that!
MUNKA:
(grabs a cheese from the pile and starts unwrapping it)
Well you’re not using them and the swiss ones are softer so-
BRUCE:
(destroys it again)
UGH!
MUNKA:
..they get crumbly and stick sometimes
(shows BRUCE the one she’s partially opened)
See?
BRUCE:
WHY!
MUNKA:
I dunno Bruce..I’m sure they’re working that out. Just gently..
BRUCE:
UGH AHHH!
(starts turning into the Hulk)
MUNKA:
Oh my Gawd
THE HULK:
AHHHHHHH CHHEEEEEEESE!!
(Rampages and destroys everything, then jumps away)
MUNKA:
(Stands stunned for a bit in the aftermath, then remembering there’s still a swiss Babybel in her hand, she finishes gently unwrapping it and eats it slowly while looking around at all the destruction and sighing)
[END]





