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tter and destress, spring clean And make do with less</p><p id="fa4b">I came up with an ingenious solution you see To deal with the doom-mongers and news, loud rants, and stress It’s pretty simple you see Can’t imagine why I didn’t think it up sooner</p><p id="fc60">It’s called SWIPE And only requires a finger to deploy Simple methodology really No confusion and head-scratching apply</p><p id="8794">When you see a news piece That horrid man you despise Same old recycled news Clickbaity stuff and concocted crap Just Swipe</p><p id="f95e">Swipe works on everything</p><p id="2721">Reality TV type drama — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="bcd7">Conspiracy theorists — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="5e0c">Gossip columnists — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="3f08">Fame seeking influencers — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="eb33">Vicious bloggers — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="

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130e">Pathological liars — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="5695">Fake news peddlers — <b><i>Swipe</i></b></p><p id="f03c"><b>Swipe! Your sure-fire way to avoid dumb people renting space in your head and messing with your mental health</b></p><p id="755e"><b>Just Swipe!</b></p><p id="52ce">© Imabong Faminu, 2020</p><p id="011f"><i>Imabong Faminu is an out of work wife, mum, and ex-banker on her way to establishing a career as a creative writer and poet. Her debut collection ‘<a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08GL7N69X">Rhythms and Ebbs — A Book of Poetry and Quotes</a>’ is now out on Amazon Kindle. Connect with her and learn more <a href="https://linktr.ee/Imabongfaminu_wordsrwine">here</a></i></p><blockquote id="a371"><p><b><i>Whatever Space You inhabit, Leave It A Little Better Than You Found It </i></b><i>Imabong Faminu</i></p></blockquote></article></body>

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An antidote to information overload

Photo by Alex Gagareen on Unsplash

The world is confusing enough as it is With information at the speed of light to be sure Without adding to the matrix mix The doom and gloom soothsayers and grims Would that they understand that our Minds Are overtaxed already as it is

To deal with this current world that we see One has to prioritize and be lean Declutter and destress, spring clean And make do with less

I came up with an ingenious solution you see To deal with the doom-mongers and news, loud rants, and stress It’s pretty simple you see Can’t imagine why I didn’t think it up sooner

It’s called SWIPE And only requires a finger to deploy Simple methodology really No confusion and head-scratching apply

When you see a news piece That horrid man you despise Same old recycled news Clickbaity stuff and concocted crap Just Swipe

Swipe works on everything

Reality TV type drama — Swipe

Conspiracy theorists — Swipe

Gossip columnists — Swipe

Fame seeking influencers — Swipe

Vicious bloggers — Swipe

Pathological liars — Swipe

Fake news peddlers — Swipe

Swipe! Your sure-fire way to avoid dumb people renting space in your head and messing with your mental health

Just Swipe!

© Imabong Faminu, 2020

Imabong Faminu is an out of work wife, mum, and ex-banker on her way to establishing a career as a creative writer and poet. Her debut collection ‘Rhythms and Ebbs — A Book of Poetry and Quotes’ is now out on Amazon Kindle. Connect with her and learn more here

Whatever Space You inhabit, Leave It A Little Better Than You Found It Imabong Faminu

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