Brain Disorder Art
Brainwave Cartoons 7
Abstract Cartooning by H Mikel Feilen
Issue #7
“Welcome!” We are already at the seventh edition of Brainwaves.
Each week I have had so much fun sharing my art and craziness with all my friends and followers.
All drawings are by the author.
Kick back and enjoy — Surfs Up!
Wave One
Stepping on a mine made of doggie-pooh is disgusting. Especially if it is fresh, hot, and steamy. The one thing that can make it even worse is if you are wearing flip-flops.
Some piles immediately expel an odor bomb sparking the gag reflex — making us almost throw up.
After such an event in my own backyard one day, I took a dump back there myself and made my dog step in it. He didn’t seem to care at all. A quick sniff followed by licking my pooh from his paw.
Fuck it! He wins!
Wave Two
From the moment our brains were able to remember, people have been asking us to memorize an endless number of facts.
Researchers are now finding people who have been forced to memorize unnecessary stuff — like in high school history and chemistry class— who cares what the definition is for reverse osmosis?
Often, the skull expands because of all this information, so much it is unable to get back to normal size.
It’s true! I wouldn’t bullshit you — too much!
So, when you get done reading this just forget you ever read it. Do not memorize any of it. Come on! You gotta try a little harder than that.
Wave Three
When I go to a hairdresser, I want to know a little history. Often, what they used to be may affect what they do to you today.
If their previous vocation was shearing sheep, they may have a habit of being a bit too generous with their trim. Ergo, I will probably take my business elsewhere.
If my coiffeur is young and adventurous, then I definitely turn and run. Nothing good can come when your head of hair becomes an experiment in design.
My eighty-year-old mother-in-law went to a local stylist. The hairdresser was young and eager to show off her creative flare. When finished, my mother-in-law had one side of her head cut super short and the other side slicked up like a Mohawk. She looked like a fucking Sailfish.
The poor dear was so embarrassed and wouldn’t go anywhere in public without a scarf covering her entire head.
The process is always the same — when you are done, your stylist will boast, “Oh, isn’t lovely? It’s a One-of-kind” as they collect their undeserved tip.
Next, you and your embarrassing hairdo are shuffled out the door. Quickly, you are replaced with the next victim who has just been strapped into their chair.
Wave Four
I don’t mind people joining me for coffee in the morning — as long as they keep their traps shut.
Even my children learned at a young age not to bother me until I had my first cup of — Make Dad Normal juice.
Now my children are grown, and they too have come to realize — the best coffee mate is your dog.
Wave Five
There are people on this planet that naturally make other people feel welcome and at ease. From the moment you meet them, a smile is born.
You just want to get to know them and be in their life somehow. These are the exciting people. These are Cocaine dealers.
Wave Six
My mom was a great lady and had a lot of scholarly advice. So, when I told her about my new girlfriend and how gorgeous she was my mom smiled and said,
“That’s great dear but is she a good person? Because beauty is only skin deep.”
I thought for a minute, and then I said, “But mom, I really don’t plan on going any further than her skin — and she’s nice enough.”
Mom rolled her eyes and said, “Go! You’ll never learn, you’re just like your father.”
Peace, Love, and Unconditional Happiness!
