100 Word Challenge — Cornucopia
“Sure, You Can Fuck Me. But First, I’m Shoving These Carrots Up Your Ass.”
“Wait? What Now?…”
👩 “You heard me.
Come to my farm.
👩 I shove these up your ass.
And, then you get to fuck me.”
👱🏼 “Just those carrots?
The ones in that basket?”
👩 “Listen, I got stuff to do…”
👱🏼 “Ok! Ok! Let’s do this!
👱🏼 Um, do I need to be tied bent over?”
👩 “I think you do.”
👱🏼 “Fine! I’m ready”
👩 “I just need to get cleaned up.
I’ll be right back.”
👱🏼 “HEY! WAIT!
That’s a different basket!”
👩 “I suggest you relax.”
👱🏼 “THOSE AREN’T CARROTS!”
👩 “Gertrude ate the carrots.”
👱🏼 “Who’s Gertrude?”
👩 “My Goat.”
👩 “Now, you really need to relax,
Or, this is going to hurt… A Lot!”
Zote: (Zatanna note) Yes, I realize that the only place I used the word Cornucopia, was in my kicker, and now in my Zote. Not sure if that counts or not? Keep in mind, this story and pics are 100% Cornucopia Inspired, so I hope that works.
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