Sublime Lime Limericks
meant to torpedo whatever ails us . . .
Basil Beast throws some shamrock shade since Fondly Fern has furtively strayed opting for crocodile her swampy profile is now barefoot and trending handmaid.
Jumpin’ Juniper that hellhound on the hill knows how to make them mockingbirds trill upon dawn’s first wee note clearing cum from her throat she lets loose like a wanton whippoorwill.
Seaweed Savage bites the big grindstone recalling all the moist mermaids he’s sown his widget went peewee deepwater shame of E.D. now posting fake kelp bulbs on his phone.
Paddy Porker, he’s a highfalutin razorback basted a swine so fine on his latest carjack his hostage went oink before he went boink he wasn’t expecting to have to bushwhack.
Strawberry Sally’s just salivating for spring can’t wait to get thrust on the sawmill swing each hesitating heave her senses take leave rough rope burns make her squirm and sing.
Peachy Podunk done plucked a shamrock stooping down low in her peekaboo frock bees buzz her bunny hankerin’ fer hunny and a shepherd boy shyly steps up to dock.