Stank Culture
An unfashionable Anti-Poem dedicated to Stan Twitter & TikTok teens
Stank Culture
Your cool couture is CANCELLED
Distressed worse than a damsel.
Best get out of the house
Decompress and delouse.
Casting shade but not sorry
Youth’s just part of the story.
Here today, gone tomorrow
Who’ll Stan by your late show?
Look — these locals are pissed
U & mutuals have dissed
Stressed them out with spilt tea;
Skinny legend? Guilty plea!
Trendy slang gets ‘snatched’
Here for sh-nacks, duly stashed…
:P~
Author’s Note: In case you’re feeling old for having missed most of these references, fret not. Check out this useful glossary from > Cosmopolitan. Another read worth recommending is this essay chez > Vulture.
