Flash Fiction

Spunk White and the Seven Goblins

My evil stepmother will take off my G-string and flog my ass again…

Three hours.

I’ve been hiding in the forest for three hours. It’s fucking too long for my taste, but according to my friend Melissa, it’s worth it.

She was gang-banged by the seven goblins last week and LOVED it. She said they’re super ugly, but their mischievous dicks more than compensate for their looks.

What a slut.

Finally, I hear their famous song in the distance. Looks like they worked overtime today; I hope they’re not too tired to give me some.

According to Melissa, it should be OK. These ugly gnomes are like headless chickens; they would keep on fucking even with their head chopped off.

Giovanni, their leader, is only twenty feet away from my hiding place.

Time to act.

I take my best stupid bimbo voice and start sobbing:

OH Nooooooooo, I’m lost in the dark forest again! What am I going to dooooooo? It’s so daaaark and scary here. [more sobbing] My evil stepmother will take off my G-string and flog my ass again. And I won’t be able to sit down for at least a week. WAAH and BAWL.

Hearing my lovely voice, Giovanni comes toward me. Graham, Gabriel, Grayson, Griffin, George, and Grant are right behind him.

«Oh, Dear!» Giovanni’s voice is full of fake concern. «Are you a Princess that got lost in the dark forest again?»

«Oh, NO!» Graham shouts fake tears in his eyes. «She could get her ass flogged by her evil stepmother if we don’t help her!»

«You mean if we don’t help her by taking off her G-string and all her clothes?» Grayson adds.

It’s my time to shine.

Are you all Goblin Princes? I’m so glad you found me! I’m a poor Princess lost in the dark forest, and I just realized I forgot to put on my G-string this morning; I’m completely naked under my dress. What a shame. I hope that won’t prevent you from helping me?

I ask tentatively, still in my best bimbo style.

Griffin steps in. «Well, that could be a problem, Princess; you see, we have a strict code of honor, and we aren’t allowed to help Princesses if they don’t wear their official G-string.»

«It’s unfortunate but true,» adds Giovanni, «let’s move, Goblins!»

I start crying again.

«Wait!» shouts Gabriel. «There’s a possibility.»

Really?

I ask, full of hope behind my tears.

«Yes! I just remembered that the lack of G-string could be forgiven if, and only if, the Princess makes the Prince, or Princes, orgasm and cover her in spunk. If several Princes are involved, their orgasms should be concomitant. Then the Spunk White Shield of Purity is activated and clears off the G-string offence to the Honor.»

But, I have only three holes and two hands; how can I make you all come simultaneously?

«Don’t worry, Princess,» says Giovanni, undressing. «Grant and George will watch and masturbate while you take care of the rest of us.»

You’re my saviors!

Melissa was right. It was worth the wait.

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Thanks to Lorelei_Sands for the goblin inspiration!

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