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Special Counsel’s Transcripts Definitively Establish Robert Hur’s Intellectual Decline
Election 2024: The Year of Magical Thinking

After weeks of breathless speculation about the conclusions drawn in the wake of the Special Counsel’s explosive report, transcripts reveal a disturbing degree of absent-mindedness and other signs of mental decline in Robert Hur.
The transcripts reveal several examples of Hur’s apparent forgetfulness and lack of critical judgment during interviews.
Tellingly, the Special Counsel’s report illustrates first-hand evidence of Hur’s inconsistency in regards to, for example, President Joe Biden’s “photographic” memory and recollection of affairs of state, such as the identity of the U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan.
The details in the transcripts beg the question as to why, confronted with the evidence gathered at his direction, Hur concluded that a a jury might see Mr. Biden as a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”
The inconsistencies between the Special Counsel’s transcripts and Mr. Hur’s conclusions clearly demonstrate cognitive dissonance in the latter’s magical thinking.
The question also arises, why does the Republican Party consistently attract, even seek out, such “very stable geniuses?”
With thanks to Oliver Darcy’s analysis on CNN Source and detailed reporting from ABC Chicago Source