Some Discomfort is Good For You.
“Toughen Up!”, yelled the TV health show!

Dr Mehmet Yildiz recommends cold showers, Tried that once turned my toes blue, Back to bed!
Annoying TV show yelling at me about toughening up, Would turn it off but remote near feet.
Should turn heater off, Save power but requires getting up and clicking switch, Coffee cold better get up, Tripped over power cord heater off, Saving power, Need some coffee, Goodness gracious no beans emergency shopping!
Son coming over, better do exercise weight lifting, He’ll ask about my walking, Off I go 6,000 steps, Get more coffee beans and more mince for magpie and crow, Perhaps get sunflower seed for screecher my cockatoo friend, Shopping never ends.
Done my walk, Done my exercises, Two cups of coffee, Now magpie wants mince flying pig, Thank goodness doesn’t like coffee, Maybe magpie can be trained to turn off heater?
What am I saying he’d want mince, Turn on heater magpie turns off wants more mince repeat and repeat until no more mince, Not falling for that routine like last time with light switch.
Lost the Plot
Poem should be extolling virtues of toughening up, Toss sedentary lifestyle get more in tune with weather changes, Enjoy being frigid in cold snaps, Love frying in heat waves, Turned on by bighting rain and sizzling lightning, Live in hope for sleet and hail, Swept away by flooded gutters, Well I’m up to it bring it on!
Maybe another cup of coffee, TV would be nice, I’ll just rest on comfy couch, Bit chilly need heater, Just plan my getting tough campaign for tomorrow, Planning’s tiring maybe a short nap?
Blessed be.






