100 WORDS

Social Media — Strategic Plan for Dummies

Thrifty Words 100 #38: Butterfly Effect

My plan for social media is simple. I call it the butterfly effect.

First, I’ll grab them by the balls. I’ll show them profile pictures of their classmates and ask the dicks to rank them.

Then, I’ll pretend it’s only for the elite and will restrict access — for a while. Enough to make everybody excited.

Once it’s launched, the dopamine game will begin. We aren’t in this for money. We’re here for power. We want to possess the brains, not the wallets.

Once at scale, we’ll focus on the news.

Then fake news and brainwashing.

Then I’ll become the Emperor.

If you want more on the beautiful intricacies of Social Media Strategy, read this fiction piece:

Or this non-fiction article:

Fun fact, I could swap the fiction and non-fiction qualifiers; it wouldn’t change anything.