Slight of Hand(job)

She’s got the magic touch

Hannuh the Magnificent grabbed my hard cock and started jerking me off. Just when things started to feel all tingly, she covered my crotch with a handkerchief.

“Abracadabra,” she said.

When she pulled the handkerchief away, my balls were empty.

“How the hell did you do that?” I asked.

She smiled. “A magician never reveals her secrets.”

“Do another one,” I said.

“Ok,” she said, fanning out a deck of playing cards. “Pick a card. Any card.”

“I guess I’ll take the Ace of Hearts. That’s my favorite.”

“Here you go,” she said, handing me the Ace of Hearts.

Meanwhile, she was lying on top of me naked. When I looked down, my dick was nowhere to be seen.

“Hey!” I said. “Where’d my dick go?”

“Be patient,” she said as she bounced up and down on me.

Even though I couldn’t see my pecker, I could feel it. It’s like it was stashed away in some secret compartment or something. But she was naked, so it’s not like she could’ve been hiding it up her sleeve or in a pocket or whatever.

It was a complete mystery.

Eventually, things got all tingly again. This time, though, I was able to figure out where she hid stuff because, as she pulled away from me, I saw some of my cum dripping out of her pussy.

I was relieved to see my dick was back where it belongs.

She went on to perform several other amazing tricks that afternoon. My favorite was the one involving a bunny rabbit, a black hat, and a saw. To be honest, though, I think she needs a little more practice with that one, because I ended up in the ER afterwards.

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