Slide Down the Slippery Slope of Voluntary Stupidity

Fact-checking is for losers

Wake up, people! There’s a lot of disinformation going around. No one is listening to the facts. It’s a good thing that I watched a lot of videos because that’s what scientists call research!

Farcebook is the best way to learn about reality. If you see a panel of experts in a video on Farcebook, then you don’t even need to think about what they say. They’re experts! They did all the thinking for you.

There’s no need to do stuff like reading! Especially not boring studies, or facts, statistics. Waste of your time.

All you need is YouTube and you can find out the truth. I’m here to tell you what you don’t know. Hang on to your hats. This is gonna get messy.

Really, Round Earthers?

How do you not realize that the earth is flat? I watched a video where an expert told me how flat it was. All of you round-earthers fell for the biggest lie ever perpetrated on the human race. I can send you the links. Watch that and you’ll see what I mean.

It’s obvious that the earth is flat. That’s why they don’t let us go to the edge. They can’t risk us finding out, or they lose control of us.

Can you imagine how much money they get out of selling us all of those globes? The government is laughing all the way to the bank. They can’t afford to lose the lucrative globe business, right?

But we could lose everything.

Whenever we drill for oil on the ocean floor we run big risks. Big! You might poke a hole right through the earth and the entire ocean could drain right out the bottom. It would be like pulling the bathtub plug. We gotta ban ocean drilling before it’s too late!

And what about when they launch these rockets. Someday they’re gonna ram one right into the inside of this snow globe we live in and put a big crack in it. Then all the atmosphere will leak out. Sayonara, oxygen!

We Never Landed on the Moon, You Wackos

How could we have landed on the moon? It’s ridiculous! First, it’s on the other side of the giant dome that keeps all the air on this flat earth we live on. So we would run into it and slide down the side.

Second, the Decepticons would have shot them, astronauts, down and scavenged the lander for parts. They’re building a device to destroy all of us on the dark side of the moon. It was in another documentary I watched last year.

And third, I saw a video on YouTube where these experts showed me all the ways that we could have never done it. They would know because one of them is wearing a tinfoil hat. That’s a sign of real intelligence.

Clue in! Reptilian Aliens are Running the Government

You think that humans are causing all this trouble? Think again! We are being controlled by aliens disguised as humans.

I saw the whole thing in a documentary series called V when I was a boy in the ’80s. These aliens came to earth wearing human suits, but they are actually reptiles that are going to harvest the whole human race for food!

They have secret tunnels to get into the morgue, so they can steal the bodies at night. Don’t believe me? Watch this video and you’ll see the truth.

Coronavirus is a Way to Control the Masses

I watched a video of experts that don’t even need to show their credentials, because they’re in a video! So they are definitely right when they say there’s no pandemic and the vaccine is dangerous. I trust YouTube strangers with my life as long as they’re experts!

This vaccine is gonna rewrite your DNA and turn you into a mind-controlled zombie who only does what the experts tell him to do. After you take it, you’ll believe anything they put in a video on Farcebook!

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