Slaying Self-Pleasure With Auto-Sex Devices
How to have mind-blowing orgasms by yourself
I have never been a fan of sex toys. It just seems so manual and empty. I don’t mind putting in the work to get myself off so I’ve never lusted after any self-help tools.
The thought of using a vibrator by myself feels silly and complicated. Even if it was a tool that provides penetration and clitoral stimulation all in one, I’d still have to do the work of putting it in, moving it around, and hoping to hit the right spots.
But what if there was a tool that did all the work for you?
The other day I texted a few of my work colleagues to see how they’re doing during isolation. What I received back from a young man I work with was a link to the most liberating sex thing I’ve ever witnessed.
All he said in his text was, “You have to watch this. Women are losing their shit over this thing!”
I clicked into the link and landed on Pornhub. The video was of a young woman sitting on top of a contraption I’d never seen nor heard of before.
It’s called Sybian and it looks like a mini pommel horse with an area on top for custom attachments to suit whatever type of stimulation women may be seeking.
The young woman in the video straddled the horse-like unit and used a control mechanism to adjust the speed, vibration, and pulse. In this particular video, she wasn’t using a penetration attachment, she only used one for clitoral stimulation.
She started out innocently with giggles and wide eyes when she first felt what the machine was doing to her.
After dialing up the controls a little her giggles were interrupted with the occasional look of surprise, and then another innocent giggle. She dialed it up another notch and suddenly lost her ability to remain composed.
Her body began writhing on top of the machine, grinding and riding it in a rhythmic fashion. She kicked it up one more notch, started moaning uncontrollably, and finally had a mind-blowing orgasm. She appeared to have forgotten she was on camera.
I was so intrigued I couldn’t stop watching. This had to be the best discovery I’ve ever seen in the sex toy arena. I didn’t even have to try it to enjoy the ride, so to speak.
I was so curious that I ended up getting lost in a maze of video after video. All were women trying this machine for the first time, and each had the same reactions.
After being lost for hours on Pornhub, I googled the name Sybian and came across their website. Before even browsing through the site I saw another link in their navigation bar that read, “Venus for Men.”
Y’all have to know I couldn’t resist so I clicked into it. What I found was an intro video that looked like a blockbuster movie trailer with an epic soundtrack, but it didn’t show the actual Venus tool.
How could I resist going back to Pornhub to search for it? I needed to know.
Venus is way more amusing to watch. Men from all walks of life are sticking their dicks into a tube run by what looks like an air pump and suction system, then posting their videos online. Just like the women did with Sybian.
It was fascinating watching the men’s reactions. There was even one guy doing it in his car, which made me a little envious because the woman’s device isn’t compact or discreet at all.
As with the Sybian, the Venus has a dial control where men can adjust the speed, suction, and stroke.
It was actually kind of neat to see how the men continuously adjusted its performance when they were at the brink of orgasm. All of them dialed it back several times in an effort to prolong their pleasure and not cum right away.
Sounds a lot like real life, no? Men are famous for slowing down or pulling out so they won’t finish too fast. All this time I thought they did it for our benefit, but clearly it’s for their own pleasure.
At the end of each video, both men and women slumped over in exhaustion, just as they would after a real-life sex session. All of them were sweating, smiling, eyes closed, and making breathless comments like, “Holy shit, that was unbelievable.”
Sybian and Venus are destroying men and women everywhere and it’s exciting!
I’m so fascinated, a little jealous, and eternally grateful that they’re putting their adventures online. How else would I have come across this kind of next-level self-gratification?
What was so engrossing about the videos was the authenticity of the entire process leading up to orgasm.
Every little nuance that occurs during real sex was happening while men and women engaged with their devices. Facial winces, eyes closing, body spasms, twitches, involuntary moans, and groans.
The men weren’t just jerking off, they were literally at the mercy of the tube. The women weren’t faking sex faces, they appeared helpless against the machine. All the people were losing their minds.
This wasn’t at all like watching porn designed to turn the viewer on. These people showed up to turn themselves on, and it worked. It was very empowering to witness.
At some point in every video, it was as if the subject was no longer performing for the camera. They legitimately couldn’t keep their shit together.
It wasn’t that I was turned on, it was more like I just sat there smiling. I think I was genuinely happy for them. Yay for the people who can have a real sex experience without another person in the room.
That is a sex toy I want to be in a relationship with.
Sadly, this kind of next level, DIY sex is only for the wealthy or for those whose sole priority is self-gratification.
For the price of this kind of auto-sex, at well over a thousand dollars, I could fly to an unknown destination for an all-inclusive vacation. Probably even find a hottie to hook up with.
But for those who aren’t into vacations and hookups, I think these tools would totally be worth the investment.
Why masturbate and have a normal orgasm when you can get your mind blown by a machine, with very little effort?
