TIA AND DAN SERIES
It’s Always Women Who Starts
Oh, definitely women

Who starts a fight…. men or women?
Oh, it’s definitely the women. Let me illustrate.
It was a fine Saturday afternoon and Dan woke up late craving a cup of tea.
The following conversation ensued.
Dan: Are you listening?
Tia: No, I was born deaf.
Dan: When did I say that?
Tia: So, say it now. Out with it.
Dan: Can I have a cup of tea?
Tia: Why a cup? You’ll get a whole kettle of tea. BTW, what are you trying to say? Don’t I ever make tea for you?
Dan: Tia, can you ever talk….
Tia: Don’t you dare finish that sentence.
Dan: Oh, God!
Tia: Yes…. ask God for a cup of tea. He will give it to you. I am going for a bath. Bring the kids from school. They are not mine alone.
Dan: What did you say?
Tia: Why? Am I wrong? Did I bring them with me as a wedding gift?
Dan: Hey, I am not even speaking.
Tia: Ah-ha! You are so innocent. When do you ever speak? I was silent. Who started this conversation?
Dan: I just asked for a cup of tea.
Tia: Asked for tea or called me deaf? What did you mean when you said, “Are you listening?”
Dan: Tia, can you ever talk sweetly with me?
Tia: How dare you? Have I never spoken sweetly with you? So, how did those two sample kids come to life? Whose are they? The neighbor?
Dan: Are you not forgetting something…
Tia: What am I forgetting?
Dan: Hey, let me finish what I want to say. I was saying I am your husband….
Tia: Oh, is that so? I didn’t know. Breaking news.
Dan: Forget it, man. I don’t want your stupid tea so stop yelling. I will go and pick up the kids.
Tia: Oh wow!!! Listen. First, have the tea and then go. I am going to make it now and I’ll take a bath later.
Dan: I don’t understand women. You started fighting when I asked for it. When I don’t want it, you say you’ll make it.
Tia: What should I do? You are so cool that you never give me a chance to fight. If I want to fight, should I go to the neighbor?
Conclusion: Do not take away the rights of wives. Give them a chance to fight.
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