Selected Items from Colson T. Turnpenny’s Extraordinary Private Collection

1. The Final Words of Sir Thomas More Trapped in a Bagpipe — 5gn
2. An Angel’s Toenail— £2
3. A Chinese Fan That — When Opened — Spies into Various Ladies’ Bedchambers — 3gn
4. Christopher Marlowe’s Nose Hair — 7/6
5. Hens’ Teeth & Horse Feathers — 2/
6. A Martian Travel Guide to Earth — £3
7. Christ’s First Woodworking Project (A Key Ring in the Shape of a Cross) 8gn
8. Potion of Invisibility (Probably Now Lost) -
9. Tutankahmun’s Left Sandal — 2gn
10. The Last Fish Supper of a Mermaid 2/2
11. A Genuine Petrified Yeti Snow Shoe— 3/6
12. Robin Hood’s (Or Possibly Maid Marian’s) Tights — 7/3
13. The Stale Singed Crust from the Cream Bun that Started the Great Fire of London — 1/6

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