The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

I have become disturbed by the growing number of white supremacists.

There is increased talk of race war and a callus disregard for normal civility.

We must do something about these dangerous cretins. It is time to prove that

the pen is mightier than the sword. If you were to approach someone with a

sword they would just take out their gun and shoot you. The pen is much

more subtle. For example should you be approached to sign a petition

demanding that the president remove restrictions on obtaining automatic

weapons.

You might reply, “Just a moment while I go get my pen.”

Upon your return smile at the unsuspecting moron and drive your pen

through the left nostril and into his brain.