Santa Stole Christmas.

How does he dare?

Some one stole my Christmas tree,

And my favorite tee;

Someone drank all my whisky,

And my favorite cup of tea!

Someone stole the Christmas presents,

And, the decorations too;

Someone ate all the mince pies,

Would I really tell a lie?

I heard someone sing

“Ho! ho! ho! Here I come!”

I even asked Santa,

“What have you done?”

Santa, he denied it,

Though the evidence laid bare;

So, I asked Santa,

“Why do you dare?”

But, Santa!

He walked out of the door,

Without a real care,

But I know Santa Stole Christmas;

How does he dare?