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ion on your website that tickets can be changed. And they can — but for a fee greater than the cost of the original ticket. (Flight change fee 750 euros, Original flight cost ca 400 euros)</p><p id="a3a6">As a passenger, I lose all my money. Do you, Michael O’Leary, have any idea how hard you have to work as a farmer in rural Ireland to make 500 euros?</p><p id="ed2e">Do you know what time my brother gets up in the morning?</p><p id="f2d0">The Irish climate is wet. Especially in the southwest where my brother lives.</p><p id="4e40">He has sloshed through freezing mud all winter to be able to afford a holiday in Scandinavia so his daughter can visit her cousins.</p><p id="13b9">I would have been happy just to change the dates. We both know you overbook anyway. And the flight is already sold out.</p><p id="402b">Let’s go back to the beginning:</p><p id="037f">This is the third time that Ryanair has directed me back in a loop to this page:</p><figure id="3e40"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*QGPRdpZ7CkaZbXd7kZy7rw.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="c963">I have tried calling but I am in the abyss of calling queue.</p><p id="ee87">I don’t know what my chances of getting out are.</p><p id="fa97">You have no local number so I am calling a number in England. I have no way of knowing where I am in the queue.</p><p id="cb05">Fix the bug on your web site that keeps bringing me back to booking, booking, booking when all I want to do is change, change, change.</p><p id="18d4">Let’s try the contact form again:</p><figure id="6721"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*RTl5hDtLymq3Nwfhss3gHw.png"><figcaption>I have already been here 5 times</figcaption></figure><p id="abc1">Yes, this must be it, “I am not checked in and I want to change my flight”</p><figure id="a958"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*CWxY4_jP8JFdS80AEgZLZQ.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="5036">Having being unable to get a Ryanair rep on the phone, I have gone around and around after the contact form but I just keep coming back to this page:</p><figure id="e76b"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*9OM20346ZzajYZpdMZkbdQ.png"><figcaption>Yesssss! A “Manage Booking” hotspot, I’ll click that</figcaption></figure><p id="f574">Maybe it’ll help if I log in:</p>

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<figure id="ae9e"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*Q12ORN--6b3Eb8meePzecA.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="0afe">Maybe this’ll be it:</p><figure id="c5ab"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*l0F5Ersp8LNOMohMlbw4lg.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="3cc8">Oh dear, I am back where I started again:</p><figure id="dde9"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*ao6RsZBqI3sjE2xf2c4y9g.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="8700">Since I can’t get through to you online because of your poorly-designed web page, I’ll just fill out the form here:</p><p id="e2f4">Please change the dates from July 4 to October 31.</p><p id="35ff">I would appreciate it very much, CEO Michael O’Leary, I’ve been trying to do this since Friday.</p><p id="c43c">Nice, you’re inviting me to share on Social media. I think I’ll take you up on that.</p><figure id="0b59"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*tSy45CCJhCcD6zX0sIEfpw.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="c307">By the way, I’d get someone to fix your web page if I were you.</p><p id="64af">Fast.</p><p id="dba4">Like before Monday, when my brother and his daughter are scheduled to fly.</p><p id="c827">Thanks a million, Mike.</p><p id="43f0">Happy Fourth of July.</p><p id="074e">You’ll make the buttons actually work by then, won’t you, Mike?</p><p id="9ffc">I’d appreciate it.</p><p id="5470">Yours Sincerely,</p><p id="1aca">Augusta Khalil Ibrahim</p><p id="4e8f">[email protected]</p><p id="407b">Thank you for reading.</p><p id="82c7">You might also like:</p><div id="3a93" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/hi-im-britta-o-kovenant-and-i-demand-to-be-a-fucking-supreme-court-justice-now-but-preferably-9f35d1ed256f"> <div> <div> <h2>Hi, I’m Britta O’Kovenant and I Demand to be a Fucking Supreme Court Justice Now But Preferably…</h2> <div><h3>Hey Fuckwits, Confirm Me Already</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*[email protected])"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Dear Ryanair — I just want to change my flight date from July 4 2016 to June 15 2017

Author’s update, 1 December 2016: October has come and gone with no word from Ryanair or Timothy D. Armour at Capital Group.

So my brother’s hard-earned 400 euros flow directly into Ryanair Michael O’Leary’s bottom line.

Niiiiice.

Michael O’Leary is CEO of Ryanair.

Michael thinks that cyclists should be shot.

Now that’s what I call easy money.

You call it ancilliary revenue.

Now you know that neither my brother nor his 12-year old daughter will show for the flight so you can resell the tickets @ 500 euros a pop. Niiiice for your bottom line.

You give the clear impression on your website that tickets can be changed. And they can — but for a fee greater than the cost of the original ticket. (Flight change fee 750 euros, Original flight cost ca 400 euros)

As a passenger, I lose all my money. Do you, Michael O’Leary, have any idea how hard you have to work as a farmer in rural Ireland to make 500 euros?

Do you know what time my brother gets up in the morning?

The Irish climate is wet. Especially in the southwest where my brother lives.

He has sloshed through freezing mud all winter to be able to afford a holiday in Scandinavia so his daughter can visit her cousins.

I would have been happy just to change the dates. We both know you overbook anyway. And the flight is already sold out.

Let’s go back to the beginning:

This is the third time that Ryanair has directed me back in a loop to this page:

I have tried calling but I am in the abyss of calling queue.

I don’t know what my chances of getting out are.

You have no local number so I am calling a number in England. I have no way of knowing where I am in the queue.

Fix the bug on your web site that keeps bringing me back to booking, booking, booking when all I want to do is change, change, change.

Let’s try the contact form again:

I have already been here 5 times

Yes, this must be it, “I am not checked in and I want to change my flight”

Having being unable to get a Ryanair rep on the phone, I have gone around and around after the contact form but I just keep coming back to this page:

Yesssss! A “Manage Booking” hotspot, I’ll click that

Maybe it’ll help if I log in:

Maybe this’ll be it:

Oh dear, I am back where I started again:

Since I can’t get through to you online because of your poorly-designed web page, I’ll just fill out the form here:

Please change the dates from July 4 to October 31.

I would appreciate it very much, CEO Michael O’Leary, I’ve been trying to do this since Friday.

Nice, you’re inviting me to share on Social media. I think I’ll take you up on that.

By the way, I’d get someone to fix your web page if I were you.

Fast.

Like before Monday, when my brother and his daughter are scheduled to fly.

Thanks a million, Mike.

Happy Fourth of July.

You’ll make the buttons actually work by then, won’t you, Mike?

I’d appreciate it.

Yours Sincerely,

Augusta Khalil Ibrahim

[email protected]

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