Relax, It’s Only Politics
It will be better this time, we promise!
A new face at a podium stand
Yet children still die across the land
Give us your money, your best bet
We have to go and buy ourselves a new Lear jet
Relax, it’s only politics
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We promise to enrich your life
You’ll be free from harm and all that strife
Just like the promises we made the other day
When you vote, it will be okay
Relax, it’s only politics
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There will be no lies and corruption, too
Why would we do this to you?
We smile and keep you under our best care
Even if your cupboards are bare
Relax, it’s only politics
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The poor, the homeless don’t matter, you see
Your misfortune is more votes for me!
We are here for one and all
So cast your vote in that stall
Relax, it’s only politics
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My mansion calls and I must go
I wave to the peons all below
You have voted, and now it’s fine
The planets have all aligned
Relax, it’s only politics