
RECIPE — What’s This Bland Excuse For A Salad With Chicken And Avocado And A Buttermilk Dressing?
The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking, you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude. — Julia Child
You call that a recipe? It’s like someone sprinkled a pinch of flavor over a plate of disappointment. But let’s see if we can salvage this sorry excuse for a salad. Here’s a proper recipe for a chicken and avocado salad with buttermilk dressing.
Chicken and Avocado Salad with Buttermilk Dressing
Ingredients
For the buttermilk dressing:
- 1 tablespoon finely chopped shallots
- 2 tablespoons lemon juice
- 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
- 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- 1/2 cup mayonnaise
- 1/2 cup buttermilk
- 2 tablespoons chopped chives
For the garlic toasts:
- 4 slices crusty artisan-style bread
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 clove garlic, peeled
For the salad:
- 2 hearts of romaine, leaves torn in half, or any other crunchy leafy salad green
- 2 cups shredded or sliced leftover chicken
- 2 medium ripe avocados, sliced
- A small piece of Parmesan (about 1 ounce), shaved with a vegetable peeler
Instructions
- Preheat the oven to 375°F.
- Make the dressing: In a small mixing bowl, combine the shallots, lemon juice, salt, and pepper. Let it stand for 5 minutes. Add the mayonnaise and buttermilk, and whisk to combine. Add the chives. Taste and adjust the seasoning if necessary. This dressing can be made ahead and kept refrigerated for about a week.
- Make the garlic toasts: Brush the bread slices with oil and place on a baking sheet. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes, until golden and crispy on the outside. Remove from the oven and cool them on the pan. Rub the garlic clove over each slice.
- Assemble the salad: Divide the romaine between 4 bowls or plates. Top each with avocado, chicken, and Parmesan. Drizzle with the dressing. Serve with the garlic toasts.
Wine Pairing
Pair this sad excuse for a salad with a vibrant Sauvignon Blanc from Cloudy Bay. The crisp acidity and citrus notes will help lift the flavors of this lackluster dish.
There you have it, a recipe that might just rescue this dish from the depths of culinary despair. Now, off you go and try not to ruin it!
Bon Appétit
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