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Recipe for the Best Dinner</h1><p id="83fd">Step 1. Time-Unknown. Find a significant other who loves to cook. Step 2. Congratulations — you snagged a cook! For pre-dinner, find a pair of stretchy pants. Extra points for sweatpants. Put them on. Step 3. Offer to help or chat. You may have snagged a lone cook. Follow their cues and you’ll be okay. Step 3. Clean and set the table. Pour some water, wine, or sparkling juice. Whatever y’all like. Step 4. Sit down to eat. Make lots of appreciative guttural noises. Always say thank you. Step 5. Compliment your significant other on their cooking chops. Suggest some more meals that would be fun to eat together. Step 6. Clear the table and do the dishes.</p><p id="0331"><b>TAD

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A! </b>The Best Dinner You’ll Ever Eat <b>x</b> Infinity!</p><p id="71ae"><i>Just don’t tick off your significant other or you might be eating fast food slop!</i></p><div id="c308" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-hate-cooking-5b246b4d312d"> <div> <div> <h2>Being Thankful for Those Who Feed Us</h2> <div><h3>For the love of family</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*zDpBO45wdQtEyw4b)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

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Recipe for the Best Dinner You’ll Ever Eat

A food tutorial.

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Do you love to eat? Does a basil and tomato grilled cheese sandwich sound scrumptious to you? What about Thai Basil Stir-Fry? Shrimp Wraps? Breakfast for Dinner with all the Fixins? Barbeque? I have the best recipe for you!

Recipe for the Best Dinner

Step 1. Time-Unknown. Find a significant other who loves to cook. Step 2. Congratulations — you snagged a cook! For pre-dinner, find a pair of stretchy pants. Extra points for sweatpants. Put them on. Step 3. Offer to help or chat. You may have snagged a lone cook. Follow their cues and you’ll be okay. Step 3. Clean and set the table. Pour some water, wine, or sparkling juice. Whatever y’all like. Step 4. Sit down to eat. Make lots of appreciative guttural noises. Always say thank you. Step 5. Compliment your significant other on their cooking chops. Suggest some more meals that would be fun to eat together. Step 6. Clear the table and do the dishes.

TADA! The Best Dinner You’ll Ever Eat x Infinity!

Just don’t tick off your significant other or you might be eating fast food slop!

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