Random and Strange Photos of 2020
Who took those shots? And why?

One of the projects on my endless list of ways to waste a lot of time is to sort through about 42 million photos and delete the “bad” ones. That would take the count down a couple orders of magnitude if only I had time to do it. Oh, right, I guess I do have time these days, being safely sequestered from all those wine-infested hen parties and gala evenings out on the town.
No, wait, I live in the country on a farm. Here, when the hens do get out to par-TAY, I’m usually invited, but only if I bring a couple of handsful of desiccated worms for dessert. But hens will be hens, and none of them are talking about what happened this particular night.


Blissfully sequestered in my little 12-acre eggdom, holed up in my She-Shed (no men allowed!) with my paints, sketchbooks, and poetry notebooks, I signed up for a 30-day Zoom sketching class broadcast from Thailand every morning. My teacher would give us a prompt based on whatever her eye happened to fall on at that moment (Hey, Teach, you need to see your ophthalmologist––STAT!). Thirty days became 60 days became 90 days, and as is clear from the sketches below, we soon became a bit desperate for new material to draw on (sorry).


And when I wasn’t sketching, I was happily tucked away inside my “nothing box” working on a hand-made, vintage wooden puzzle that was already vintage before I bought it at a London flea market in the early ‘70s. More than 1600 pieces. Utterly random, fatally addictive, and why didn’t I take a pic of the completed work?



But all seriousness aside, I am a farmer and there is always something out in the garden needing daily attention. Weeds aren’t the worst of it. If I turn my back on the veggies for five minutes, well, you can see what happens. There’s never enough daylight to get it all done, things get out of hand, and further, my dad always warned me to only work the vegetable garden during the day, because, he said, nighttime is when the witches play squat-tag in the asparagus patch.



So, a big Thanks! to Lisa Bolin and Muddyum for this fun challenge! Let’s keep it going! Clean up your library, delete those ugly photos, free up some storage, and post your stories about the really really awful ones.

Thanks, Lisa, for helping me waste yet another day! And for the rest of you, don’t worry, because next year is going to be so much better. Trust me. I have a massive collection of four- and five-leaf clovers –– enough to bring good luck to the entire known universe. And I’m sharing them all with you.
Happy holidays!
