Quotes From ‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’
Halloween from the Peanuts gang

If you’re like me, one of your favorite parts of Halloween is watching scary movies, followed by a mental palate cleanser of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown*. This classic from Charles M. Schulz is not only fun and adorable, it’s extremely quotable. The following are examples of why.
1. “Oh, brother. I don’t mind your dishonesty half as much as I mind your opinion of me. You must think I’m stupid.” -Charlie Brown
2. “Peculiar thing about this document, it was never notarized.” -Lucy
3. “Who are you writing to, Linus?”
“This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys to all the children!”
“You must be crazy. When are you going to stop believing in something that isn’t true?”
“When you stop believing in that fellow with the red suit and the white beard who goes, ‘Ho ho ho.’”
“We’re obviously separated by denominational differences.” -Charlie Brown and Linus
4. “You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let’s face it. Santa Claus has had more publicity.” -Linus
5. “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with other people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” -Linus
6. “I wouldn’t want to be accused of taking part in a rumble.” -Sally

7. “He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch, and he respects sincerity.” -Linus
8. “You don’t believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.”
“Welcome to the 20th century.” -Linus and Sally
9. “If you try to hold my hand, I’ll slug you!” -Sally
10. “I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look all around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy.” -Linus
11. “I got a rock.” -Charlie Brown
12. “All right, all right, let’s bob for apples. This is the way to do it.”
“Yeah, Lucy, you should be good at this. You have the perfect mouth for it.” -Lucy and Schroeder
13. “You blockhead! You kept me up all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin and all that came was a beagle.” -Sally
14. “You heard about fury and a woman scorned, haven’t you?”
“Yes, I guess I have.”
“Well, that’s nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks-or-treats.” -Linus and Charlie Brown
15. “I don’t understand it. I went trick-or-treating, and all I got was a bag full of rocks.” -Charlie Brown
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