Punk Rock — Musical Story Challenge
Punk rock is not dead. It just smells that way :-)
Aimée Gramblin laid down the gauntlet after responding to Michael Whalen’s Musical Story Challenge “ How many songs from a single artist can you fit into a story?”
I was tagged as someone who might enjoy the prompt. I did, and because I’m a Bad Man and have No Feelings I’ve changed it up a bit and used the All-Time Punk Top 100 list to write this story. Plus I threw in a few band names.
As a Young Blood in my Teenage years I traveled to Europe.
My friends all screamed “California Uber Alles” at me but I wanted to see the Anarchy In The UK and Party In Paris. No Government is what I was after even though the Brits were claiming God Save The Queen. Besides, my parents were in Complete Control of my life. I sought Chaos.
Since I’m An Upstart and always find a way to Fight Back, I said “Don’t Dictate to me mom and dad” before leaving. “I Believe In Anarchy. I’m off for some Holidays In The Sun.” I don’t like living with Police Oppression.
Right after my plane landed in London, I headed to the Hong Kong Garden hotel (a Nasty Nasty place) then out to get Too Drunk To Fuck. My Psyche was doing a Wardance in those days. Let’s Smash It Up and live a Wasted Life I thought.
I ended up at a bar called the Nagasaki Nightmare. I was Ready To Rock.
The place was packed with Bodies. Ah, a Wonderful World.
Some Big A, Little A in the bar asked if I wanted to Fuck A Mod, but I was there to Smash It Up. I didn’t want Love In A Void. White Riot is what I was about.
We drank and danced for hours. I ate three UK Subs and did the Playground Twist with some Blown To Bits chick. We did it in the mosh pit. No Feelings, pure Remote Control. We did the Wardance too.
Then it happened. Every drunk punk in the Nagasaki Nightmare spilled into the streets, a Barmy Army. We wanted Bloody Revolutions, a Clash. I went off like a Warhead.
I remember shouting “Let Them Free” and “C’mon Everybody.” It was a madhouse.
Others yelled “Follow The Leader” and “Kill The Poor.” There were No More Heroes.
For a few minutes we were in Complete Control of the streets. Then, real Police Oppression came down, hard. Talk about a Stranglehold. I got cuffed and thrown into a Police Car. So What! The Realities of War. I Ain’t No Feeble Bastard but they got me, good.
My Public Image was ruined. I got banned from the Nagasaki Nightmare. I was even Banned From The Roxy even though I Never Had Nuthin’ to do with those fools. They Ain’t Got A Clue.
You can call it a Wasted Life if you wanna, but I did it My Way.
After my adventures in London I was still Ready To Rock. So, I headed off for Holidays in Cambodia. More Holidays In The Sun.
That’s where I met Peaches. She’s got Gary Gilmore’s Eyes, Pretty Vacant, and she gives me that Jigsaw Feeling. Talk about a girl In A Rut.
We were like a couple of Sex Pistols. But, that’s another Neat, Neat, Neat story.






