“Pull Quotes” of a 4 Year Old
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“Pull Quotes” of a 4 Year Old
“[dramatic sigh]…fine!”
“clause that” (pause)
Daughter: (after a knockdown hug) You can’t get up!
Daddy: I don’t WANT to get up. (hugs a little tighter)
Daughter: [fart]
(singing) “All of the other reindeers/ used to laugh and call his names/ they never let four Rudolph/ join in any reindeer games.”
“Her last name is Rainbow.”
“Mommy, C-3PO was stuck to the wires.”
“What happens if a silly monster comes in my dreams and he has eyes behind his back and on his body?”
“No Gloves Left Behind…!”
Mommy: It hurts? What does it feel like?
Daughter: It feels spicy.
(half-asleep) “…purple pants.”
“Want the fork” (almost sounded like WTF)
“I’m going to have ten energies when I wake up.”
“Ooh, what a beautiful card!”
“I’m going to do an experiment.”
“You’re on a wok” (rock)
“I’m a jausted.” (exhausted)
(singing) “Maybe I’m sorry, I’m not sorry…”
“I’m seriouser.”
“That’s so magical flower.”
“I forgot if it was OFF or more ON-er.”
“I’m trying to count the hula hoops.”
“That’s like a melty ice cream.”
“She’s almost break the ice.”
“I want to watch the jumping!”
“This one’s not stinky, it’s fesh.” (fresh)
(explaining rules of a game) “Now, you have the puppy. And and if I get the puppy then you get the ball, then you get no chance. If I have the ball and you still have the puppy, then you don’t have a chance and I have a chance, okay? That’s it, okay? Now…”
“Oh look at that beautiful sunset!”
Daughter: I was having a skunk dream.
Daddy: Oh yeah, what was the skunk doing?
Daughter: It was tryna spray me, but I was too fast and I ran away…
And then I saw a leprechaun. But I was too fast for him too.
“A leprechaun is like a little crocodile.”
Mommy: (taking her Oscar picks) Which (animated) movie did you like best?
Daughter: Boss Baby!
“I wanna hear a girl song. A fast one.”
“…cookie.”
“Do you know what ‘stroyed’ means?” (destroyed)
(whispered in my bedroom as I’m just dozing off:) “Daddy… can you cover me?”
(waking from nap) “I’m gonna eat the horse.”
