Humor, Life Lessons
Publishing My First Story
Hooking the editor’s attention in six words, without getting down on my knees.
I was dying to be heard, but I didn’t collapse down on my knees — this time.
As a new writer, I’d submitted to countless writing contests, but I couldn't wait to enter when I heard about this one — the six-word story concept.
Could I write a six-word story? Hell yeah — this is my thing. Abundance can be written in six words. Multiple stories come quicker than orgasms. Try, you’ll see what I mean.
Fueled by creative brevity, I let down my hair. I became wild, unleashing different stories to increase my chances of being selected for the opportunity to be published in a nationwide popular book series featuring both famous and unknowns.
“Rejection” is one heavy, unsexy word that writers strap onto their backs until they find gratification when their first piece is published. But as the saying goes, the more you submit, the better your chances are, but rejection is a constant in a writer’s life no matter how many pieces a writer gets published.
Validation, the day of my gratification.
I was chosen. The first story I published appeared in the nationwide book “Six-Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak by Writers Famous & Obscure,” a collection of six-word love memoirs edited by co-creators Larry Smith and Rachel Fershleiser of Smith Magazine.
The works of famous people appeared in the book.
Dan Savage, American “Savage Love” sex advice columnist, Elizabeth Gilbert, American journalist and author of “Eat Pray Love,” and Janice Dickinson, American supermodel, and tv personality.
Obscure writers also appeared.
Me. Mary, who? Who the f*ck is this Canadian, Mary Chang?
I submitted dozens of six-word stories to Smith Magazine for consideration. A week later, the editor Rachel Fershleiser sent me an email:
I read it twice.
I shouted, “yes!” to the empty living room, rose from my chair to do a happy dance, then kneeled to kiss the floor and sneezed (geez, I really need to vacuum.) The loaded “R” word rolled off my shoulders, I stood taller, and my self-doubt about my writing capabilities disappeared — momentarily. Once my breath returned to normal, I composed myself and returned to my laptop.
I replied, “Which story?”
I tried to figure out which of my multiple love stories they chose. I submitted memoirs that were sexy, provocative, heartbreaking — stories leading me towards vulnerable, scary, sacred places as a writer.
But within seconds after I hit “send,” my gut instinct kicked in, and I knew exactly which one the editor picked.
A few minutes later, there it was — confirmed in her reply:
“I love penises more than chocolate.”
Sometimes a writer’s first published story may not be profound. It just needs to be truthful or quirky in a sexy kind of way, and if you don’t need to get down on your hands and knees — to beg — priceless.
Save those knees for the real thing.


About the Writer: Mary Chang is an award-winning short story fiction writer, published memoir article writer, and blogger striving to become a better human, parent & writer through stories inspired by exercise, humor & people. Fueled by cartwheels. www.marychangstorywriter.com
You can read her most popular Medium stories here.






