PSA: Don’t Bother With Old Hags

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because over and over you tell me so but I am sorry, you don’t know your own mind. A woman of my age is far from fuckable.Why on earth would you want to have anything to do with a confident woman? A woman who has sexual experience? A woman who has shed sexual inhibitions? No, no those qualities are not important for a good sexual experience. What are you thinking? Insecure and inexperience is so much more attractive and much better to exploit. Don’t you want to have hot and unabandoned sex? Sir, it is impossible to find that in an older woman.Why mess with a woman who knows her mind? Why fuck a woman who has no patience for silly games? I know what I want out of life. I know what I want from a man. I won’t settle. Why have a woman who truly wants you when there are women who will settle for any man who graces her with a little attention? Don’t you have self-esteem and self-worth?I am old, you see. I am no longer able to have children (pray to God that is true!). I don’t want kids, you see. Why on earth would any man want to fuck a woman who cannot and will not give him children? Insanity! All men want child

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ren!And my body- yeesh! My hips are fuller and my breasts larger (thanks kids!). That is not attractive! And my stomach- rounder, stretch-marked. Evidence of fertility is so not hot, don’t you know? I know my body well. I know how to come. Why would you want to be with a woman who can orgasm multiple times? You don’t want to see a woman writhing in pleasure, do you? Repeatedly? Yuck, right?I won’t even go into how frustrating it is to deal with a woman who doesn’t put much stock in material gifts (how annoying for you dudes!) or who has no interest in being financially dependent on you. Oh my God so not hot! Why bother with a woman who is more likely to be financially solvent and secure in her career. I know you guys want to have the pressure of providing for another person. I know you guys want to spend tons of money on lavish gifts in the hopes that your woman will appreciate you.So please guys. Know your place. Be the virile sex bot lions with the younger ladies. This is the natural order of things. I decree it so. Older women have absolutely nothing to offer to men. Don’t forget that!</article></body>

PSA: Don’t Bother With Old Hags

A reminder of the unfuckability of older women

Attention men that invade my inbox on dating apps, Fetlife, Instagram, Facebook Reddit, social media: if it has not escaped your notice, I am past my fuckability prime. I have hit that proverbial wall and I am an old, unfuckable hag. Alas, I am fifty- the dreaded older woman. Don’t you know that means that I am no longer visible to you? Please: contain yourselves to the younger than 40 ladies. This is the natural order of things. Nay, it’s biology. Science!

You men in your 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s (oh- I can’t forget the 18 and 19 year olds): your interest in me is perverse, unnatural. You may think you want to get to know me. You may think you want to fuck me. I know because over and over you tell me so but I am sorry, you don’t know your own mind. A woman of my age is far from fuckable.

Why on earth would you want to have anything to do with a confident woman? A woman who has sexual experience? A woman who has shed sexual inhibitions? No, no those qualities are not important for a good sexual experience. What are you thinking? Insecure and inexperience is so much more attractive and much better to exploit. Don’t you want to have hot and unabandoned sex? Sir, it is impossible to find that in an older woman.

Why mess with a woman who knows her mind? Why fuck a woman who has no patience for silly games? I know what I want out of life. I know what I want from a man. I won’t settle. Why have a woman who truly wants you when there are women who will settle for any man who graces her with a little attention? Don’t you have self-esteem and self-worth?

I am old, you see. I am no longer able to have children (pray to God that is true!). I don’t want kids, you see. Why on earth would any man want to fuck a woman who cannot and will not give him children? Insanity! All men want children!

And my body- yeesh! My hips are fuller and my breasts larger (thanks kids!). That is not attractive! And my stomach- rounder, stretch-marked. Evidence of fertility is so not hot, don’t you know? I know my body well. I know how to come. Why would you want to be with a woman who can orgasm multiple times? You don’t want to see a woman writhing in pleasure, do you? Repeatedly? Yuck, right?

I won’t even go into how frustrating it is to deal with a woman who doesn’t put much stock in material gifts (how annoying for you dudes!) or who has no interest in being financially dependent on you. Oh my God so not hot! Why bother with a woman who is more likely to be financially solvent and secure in her career. I know you guys want to have the pressure of providing for another person. I know you guys want to spend tons of money on lavish gifts in the hopes that your woman will appreciate you.

So please guys. Know your place. Be the virile sex bot lions with the younger ladies. This is the natural order of things. I decree it so. Older women have absolutely nothing to offer to men. Don’t forget that!