Professor Of Non Conformity At LOL GmbH

Summary

The author, self-proclaimed "Professor of Non Conformity" at LOL GmbH, advocates for embracing uniqueness and creativity, challenging societal norms, and teaching others to do the same through a blend of fiction, music, and reality.

Abstract

The author expresses a deep desire to differentiate between fiction and reality, emphasizing the importance of individuality in a world where sameness prevails. They introduce their role as the "Professor of Non Conformity" at LOL GmbH, a position that is both real and fictional, with the mission to teach people how to be truly unique and think for themselves. This job, which the author believes is divinely inspired, involves creating "elegant dissonance" and encouraging others to become their own teachers by listening to their inner voice. The author challenges the notion of traditional jobs and the societal expectations that come with them, asserting that their role is to inspire "creative freedom" and question the status quo. They aim to help individuals break free from conformity, mocking the legal frameworks that stifle creativity, and inviting everyone to join their class to learn how to be surprising, exclusive, and intensely themselves.

Opinions

The author feels that standing out in society is rare and valuable, lamenting the lack of originality and specialness in people.
They believe that their unique job, which combines elements of fiction, music, and reality, is a calling from a higher power, giving them the legitimacy to teach non-conformity.
The author dismisses the idea of seeking societal approval for one's job, claiming that they embody society and therefore do not need external validation.
They express a wish to find a kindred spirit, another "professor of non conformity," suggesting a sense of isolation in their mission.
The author takes a playful yet critical stance towards legal and bureaucratic systems, viewing them as obstacles to creative expression and freedom.
They see their role as a duty to awaken the "crazy atom" within each person, encouraging intense creativity and the pursuit of a life that defies conventional expectations.
The author invites others to join them at LOL GmbH, promising a transformative experience that will make them unique, charming, and fun, all while earning the pride of a higher power.

The art of uniqueness

Oh Lord, you don’t know how difficult it is to tell the difference between fiction and reality. When the music is on, it feels like the world belongs to you, as if your king of the impossible.

Oh Lord. It’s just me and my monkey mind. I’m an outsider my dear Lord, Please help me! Consider it an S.O.S.

But Lord, oh my Lord. My dearest Lord. Why is everybody so identical? “Tout le monde se ressemble,” as we say in french. Nobody has anything special to demonstrate?

Oh Lord, forgive me for being vulgar and direct. It is the duty of us all to describe humanity however we feel pleased including if it means speaking in broken English.

But do not lose hope. Oh Lord I have an idea. My idea to solve the problem is my new job my Lord; part fictional, part musical, part real. I shall teach the crowd how to be YOU in bold & in capital letters. How to be unique & exclusive. It’s an art you see, a delicate art.

My new job does not care at all what people think ; it was passed on by The Lord you see. I shall teach how to become an outcast, a foreigner at all times who creates elegant dissonance. Two opposite words put together? That's right, part troublemaker, part safety-maker; that’s moi et mon alter moi. Lord has asked me to teach from your inner guts so that you become your own teacher, and lead your life from your inner voice and no other voices. You’ll learn to think for yourself!

It’s a voice that questions everything. A bit like a free thinker I believe.

Some people often say that you ought to get yourself a real job. Oh lord, what does that even mean? Earn a little bit of money, don’t bash into the walls too much… That’s not an exciting life? Well, is it? Why should I want a job that’s recognised by society? I am THE SOCIETY, no?Am I Not? The job was given to me by the Lord, remember? I am, therefore, completely fine, right? I have all the values necessary to be a proper outcast.

I complete the equation with this unique job. But Lord, why am I the only one? I feel it inside, deep down it hurts, oh so very much. How can I share this privilege? Is there an other person here? I’d like to meet her. The Devine.

The 2nd Divinity person has to be out there…. Don’t you agree? Please send this second person to me or at least help me find her. I shall order that by 2023, I have met the 2nd professor of non conformity.

I do not know why but it feels like David & Goliath. Oh! and there’s also the legal framework to make fun of. I like working at LOL GmbH; a place where we revaluate the total surface of the legal / bureaucracy infrastructure. In some countries, the surface of the infrastructure is so huge, that there is no space for creative movement. Creative freedom is a must!

We all become a non-creative puppet. It becomes difficult to sing and spread our wings.

At LOL GmbH, and as a professor of non conformity, I teach everyone to be surprising and exclusive so you are ready to fly free, eliminate the noise and outburst creatively however possible.

It’s my duty to pursue the crazy atom in you and make it gloss! Lord wants you to be intense like nobody.

Ladies & Gentlemen, come join my class at LOL GmbH, and learn how to have fun like you never imagined. You'll be unique, you’ll be charming, you’ll be fun, you’ll question the questionable and Lord will be proud.

PS: Lord, forgive me if I mock the current state of the law.