Sometimes you’ve got to know your priorities
Priority #1: Where’s The Bathroom?
Pondering life’s Important questions
“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest to death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”-George Carlin
All that glitters isn’t gold. Especially if I don’t get my question answered promptly.
I need to take my time, after all, Rome wasn't built in a day. Does that imply I should wait till night?
Two heads are better than one, except when you can’t find either.
If you think my jokes are funny, you should see me in the morning.
“Don't sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.”-George Carlin
I once was lost and now I'm found. Close, my back teeth were floating.
All the above thoughts came while I was on the can or looking for one!
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