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people who are going to come streaming in an opportunity to see all my stuff in one go:</p><div id="2935" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/38b798c22b37"> <div> <div> <h2>Now Show Me Yours</h2> <div><h3>Here’s Mine, Now Show Me Yours ¶

Come peer into my soul...</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*NfO-AinjUx07JeU8bf9VJQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="cb7a">But I also want them to like me and I want to at least appear to be conscious that there are other human beings on Medium and that I acknowledge their amazing gifts.</p><p id="9d70">Here are some great stories:</p><div id="0f21" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/1f135f7e1dec"> <div> <div> <h2>HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS</h2> <div><h3>I’ve spent the past year losing 80 lbs and getting in shape. A lot of people have been asking me how I did it…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="642f">This is a fabulous story too:</p><div id="7e43" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/f1611ceb759f"> <div> <div>

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<h2>When I’m Gone</h2> <div><h3>Death is always a surprise. No one expects it. Not even terminal patients think they are going to die in a day or two…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="9420">A password changed my life too:</p><div id="aa06" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/7af5d5f28038"> <div> <div> <h2>How a Password Changed my Life.</h2> <div><h3>The following events occurred between ☹ and ☺.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*j-GCxsd7T8XLPrNFuanhig.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="5ece">An interesting article from a Texan Teen:</p><div id="b957" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/1df945c09ac6"> <div> <div> <h2>A Teenager’s View on Social Media</h2> <div><h3>Written by an actual teen</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*xRyqgyE0vKZo7-nIFyy73w.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Pre-Emptive Coat-tail Star-Fucking

I’ve taken coat-tail star fucking a step further by predicting a viral post before it goes viral and coat-tailing an anticipated star. It’s kinda like pre-emptive retaliation: where I-hit-him-before-he-hit-me.

If only I can get James Joaquin to delete his comment, mine will be the first. I think it may actually have been the first anyway and he somehow snuck up to the top when I looked away from my stats for a brief moment.

Already the recommends for this article are driving mine crazy.

Which kinda irritates me, because although I am in my seventh heaven because I got over a hundred views for a comment, none of them lead anywhere.

Unless….

…I tag on my “It you liked this, you might like my other articles…”

I think I’ll tag on this one, it deserves a couple of more recommends:

Nooooo… I want to give the zillions of people who are going to come streaming in an opportunity to see all my stuff in one go:

But I also want them to like me and I want to at least appear to be conscious that there are other human beings on Medium and that I acknowledge their amazing gifts.

Here are some great stories:

This is a fabulous story too:

A password changed my life too:

An interesting article from a Texan Teen:

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