Portchester’s Late Summer Sounds
Less is more

The harbour sounds a little more awake this morning. Before I reach the old slipway at the end of Hospital Lane it’s already clear that the distant drone of a ship’s engine is more than the usual mumbling of the Brittany Ferry, now secure in her berth. The only other candidate is one of the carriers alongside the naval dockyard — but, as yet, no obvious signs of imminent departure. Maybe the sound is carried on the light breeze that ruffles the surface of the outgoing tide. Otherwise, all is still until two nervy pigeons exercise their wings in a bit of a flap. Perched on the fence post a crow wonders what induced their panic.
The matt black crow is a cool guy — he’d look good wearing shades. He holds his ground as I approach to near arm’s length before wearily shrugging and relocating to a new watchtower. I raise my arm. He acknowledges the greeting with a guttural croak.
Today is Saturday. Few dogs have yet dared to demand their early swim — and, anyway, they’ll already know the water is fast ebbing away. Exercise can wait for lunchtime. Overhead a skein of geese announce their arrival with a V-shaped air display, but I doubt the immigration branch are yet awake to hear derisive honking. As the ultimate Europeans, geese gleefully care nothing for new visa rules on freedom of movement. They flap on towards the marshes around Langstone and silence settles again across Portchester.
The breeze is so light that it would not be noticed if it didn’t shiver the leaves — a sure sign they are drying and will soon fall — and now I notice that the conkers have already fallen and beechnut kernels are crunching underfoot. Another sure sign of approaching Autumn — the slamming of bedroom windows as woodsmoke offends sleepy nostrils. Bonfires — most probably a fuming response to the local suspension of green waste collections.
Now the busyness begins. Portchester stumbles reluctantly into Saturday. Cars start. Doors slam. Phones beep. Shop shutters rise. Joggers jog. Buses resume their rattling rounds. Knackered nightshift nurses arrive back home. Bowls found for brekkers.
Portchester’s early tranquillity is well shattered. As if announcing the expiry of summer, a mob of motorbikes fart their Harley way down towards the castle — probably the advance guard for some final rally. A woodpecker wakes and takes to the air for a breath-taking announcement — I can fly.
Perhaps as summer fades, Autumn’s message will be to relax a little and listen more.
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Portchester is a small settlement towards the northern end of Portsmouth Harbour, Hampshire (the old one)





