Poems That Fell in the Gutter

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his brothers exclaim, so much spunk!Instagram, Facebook, social tedium became a writer on Medium but still, there were those claps responses weren't all that yet my time was set at a premiuma prophet one day took a deep tote like frogs one day we’ll all be, he spoke people called him crazy the weed makes him hazy in the end, every one of them croakedthey said he was the luckiest cat perhaps twas due to wearing a hat along came a rodent nibbling a donut what could be better than sweetened rat?there was a priest who sermoned all day devil thought I have a better way then came a busty nun come and hold these for fun now the priest has nothing more to say<ul><li>yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina and symbol for the goddess Shakti, while the lingam is the phallic symbol for the god Shiva.</li></ul>Thanks for reading. I hope you found some of it entertaining. It has been a while since writing limericks, thanks to <a href="undefined">Alize Henry</a> for inspiring me with hers.<div id="9650" class="link-block">

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Nine limericks not for children

there once was a man who served the light and always wanted to get things right but big-breasted thoughts are bad and made his days quite sad but boy, did he have nice dreams at night

a man who bought an electric car sadly found out he could not drive far I’m such a silly git to fall for this bullshit promises from the Emperor of Mars

she said she had a magic yoni* but declared it is all my ownie then came he with lingham* fare I’ve something for you to share Now, her abode is full of moaning

there once was an Irishman named Mick who carried around his walking stick whether diner or loo folks asked why do you do t’is a reminder not to grab my…

there was a man who became a monk who walked around always in a funk met a lady of the night amazingly set things right now his brothers exclaim, so much spunk!

Instagram, Facebook, social tedium became a writer on Medium but still, there were those claps responses weren't all that yet my time was set at a premium

a prophet one day took a deep tote like frogs one day we’ll all be, he spoke people called him crazy the weed makes him hazy in the end, every one of them croaked

they said he was the luckiest cat perhaps twas due to wearing a hat along came a rodent nibbling a donut what could be better than sweetened rat?

there was a priest who sermoned all day devil thought I have a better way then came a busty nun come and hold these for fun now the priest has nothing more to say

yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina and symbol for the goddess Shakti, while the lingam is the phallic symbol for the god Shiva.

Thanks for reading. I hope you found some of it entertaining. It has been a while since writing limericks, thanks to Alize Henry for inspiring me with hers.