Pilates, anyone?
Funny sign

I only discovered Pilates about six years ago after I had become a runner.
Once I tried Pilates, I got hooked. I just stuck to the core exercises and followed all the heavily accented instructions of our hilarious British teacher, who used to be a runner herself. She loved to joke about me and tell the class that I could run hundreds of miles but couldn’t stretch. This delighted the ladies — majority in their 70s and 80s.
They laughed at my shortcomings. They rejoiced when our teacher picked on me, instead of them. They felt we were equally inflexible.
I played the part to keep the older ladies amused about my inability to stretch. It was better than pie and lattes. Namaste!
P.S. This is my ongoing serial fun and wisdom signs piece that will hopefully delight you, my master readers.
