Peacemaker’s MK1 Debut Brings Up A Possible Timeline, Where He Ate D!cks

In an alternate timeline, Peacemaker could have literally followed an order to eat d!cks. That includes a timeline in the Mortal Kombat universe.

DC Comics’ Peacemaker recently joined the roster for Mortal Kombat 1 as the second special guest character. John Cena, who played Peacemaker in The Suicide Squad and Peacemaker, reprised his role in voice and physical appearance for the game.

Given how Peacemaker was brought into one of many timelines in which the titular Mortal Kombat exists and that divergent timelines are constantly created (out of the control of Liu Kang or any other Titan), I have to think if there was an alternate universe in which Peacemaker did what he claimed to do (with CONVICTION).

Peacemaker is perhaps one of the most human characters in the DCEU. While Peacemaker isn’t a bad person, he is incredibly naïve and gullible which is shaped by the teachings of his bigoted father (played by Robert Patrick). It turned Peacemaker into a people pleaser which plays a role in his character development throughout the show’s first season.

Warning: Spoilers ahead if you haven’t watched The Suicide Squad, yet.

If you already watched the film, then you remember the comedic argument between Peacemaker and Bloodsport. This leads to the infamous quote by Peacemaker which shows how gullible and ignorant he is by claiming (with sheer conviction) that he would literally eat a beach full of d!cks, if he was ordered to, in order to achieve liberty.

Peacemaker has been so brainwashed by his white supremacist father that he doesn’t know if Bloodsport was being sarcastic or not.

If this whole beach was completely covered in d!cks, and somebody said I had to eat every d!ck until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo! — Peacemaker To Bloodsport, The Suicide Squad (2021)

Now that Peacemaker has been introduced to the multiverse with his special guest appearance in Mortal Kombat 1, there has to be an alternate timeline in which there’s a beach full of d!cks and someone orders (a gullible) Peacemaker to eat every one of them for liberty.

When you think about it, Peacemaker had a very narrow view of what it meant to bring “peace” and “liberty.”

Before dying at the hands of Peacemaker, Colonel Flagg (reprised by Joel Kinnaman) said a simple phrase that would shake the titular douchebag to the core. It would be the kick in the @$$ that forced Peacemaker to reevaluate his life choices throughout the first season of Peacemaker.

Peacemaker, what a joke. — Colonel Flagg’s Dying Last Words To Peacemaker, The Suicide Squad (2021)

Kung Lao echoes the same phrase in one of his pre-fight intros against Peacemaker.

Peacemaker is a living contradiction because he’s willing to follow every order in detail, even if he doesn’t know if the order was made as a joke, while being a complete hypocrite in the process. In the film, Peacemaker said he was willing to kill as many people as it took to bring peace.

I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it. — Peacemaker, The Suicide Squad (2021)

I made a vow to have peace no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. — Peacemaker, Peacemaker (HBO Max)

He has been deeply indoctrinated in white American exceptionalism in which the ends justify the means under the pretense of “peace.”

That made Peacemaker royally f — ked in the head and it was something Waller exploited in order to get the mission done, even if it meant Flagg getting killed in the process. Geras bluntly pointed out Peacemaker’s childhood trauma in one of their pre-fight intros.

Peacemaker’s so traumatized that he’ll believe anything that his “betters” tell him. Given how his father is a white supremacist, Peacemaker is easily susceptible to MAGA ideology. He doesn’t even know if he’s getting trolled or not.

Ohhhh, Peacemaker! You’re that racist superhero! — Jamil To Peacemaker, Peacemaker (HBO Max)

Aquaman f — ks fish? — Jamil To Peacemaker, Peacemaker (HBO Max)

And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 is lying to me for no good reason. — Peacemaker answering Jamil, Peacemaker (HBO Max)

You know I believed I was a butt baby until I was 14. — Peacemaker, Peacemaker (HBO Max)

Peacemaker’s learning and development was stunted since childhood and it made him (inadvertently) develop supervillain traits, despite believing his actions are for the good of “peace” and “liberty.” Hence, this goes back to Bloodsport’s sarcastic line to Peacemaker to “eat d!cks.”

There has to be a timeline in which Bloodsport said the same thing to Peacemaker who took it literally and that there was a beach full of d!cks.

In the Mortal Kombat universe, there could be a timeline where Peacemaker is pulled into the conflict and there are severed d!cks laying across Earthrealm and Outworld for some (unknown) reason. I picture Kitana, or Mileena (jokingly) telling Peacemaker that he can do his part of bringing “peace” and “liberty” by eating every d!ck that he sees on the ground.

This is how it would play out.

Peacemaker would take it literally while Kung Lao and Johnny Cage goad him repeatedly. Smoke would probably join the fun, too, and continue the joke. I wouldn’t put it past Smoke to f — k with Peacemaker’s head when given the chance. Cage definitely would record it for posterity.

Liu Kang, Geras, and Tanya would remain silent. Tanya, though, would be laughing when nobody’s around to hear or see her.

Raiden would probably try to speak out only to be silenced by Johnny Cage and/or Kung Lao.

Nitara would openly call Peacemaker a dumb@$$.

Shang Tsung & Quan Chi would show a mixture of amusement, intrigue, pity, and disgust. They could easily exploit his gullibility and get him to turn on the heroes while showing disgust at his willingness to eat d!cks if and when ordered.

Reptile would plead for Peacemaker to stop and insist it was a joke, then Ashrah interjects and tells Reptile that stopping Peacemaker is a lost cause.

Baraka would look away and walk off, disgusted at the sight. He’d probably forbid Peacemaker from stepping one foot into the Tarkat quarantine zone, too.

Kenshi would be clueless because he couldn’t see anything. Johnny Cage would happily provide the details but Kenshi wouldn’t believe him.

Ermac could be in turmoil because those d!cks could belong to the souls that exist within his very being. Imagine how the souls would feel if they had to watch their separated d!cks be eaten in front of them by Peacemaker.

Omni-Man would have yet another reason to be disgusted with humankind. He already has a low opinion on humankind.

To sum it up, there’s obviously an alternate timeline or two in which Peacemaker literally ate a beach full of d!cks for “peace” and “liberty.” In the case of the Mortal Kombat universe, some high-enough person jokingly ordered Peacemaker to do so and he took it literally.

Even if Peacemaker became a Titan, he’d still be gullible as f–k.

Now imagine another alternate timeline where d!cks litter all the realms and someone (jokingly and sarcastically) said to Titan Peacemaker that he had to eat every one in order to save all the realms.

Now imagine Titan Peacemaker entering battle while literally eating d!cks and justifying it with conviction that it’s to save all realms & timelines.

Anywho, to everyone who took the chance to read this piece, you’re very WELCOME for the graphic mental image.

So yeah, Peacemaker must have literally eaten a beach full of d!cks for “liberty” in some alternate universe or two. Check out my piece on the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers because one one point or another, he may have had to literally eat a d!ck.