Paying Yourself: The Practice of Bribing You With Your Own Money
At various supermarkets across the UK, you can now get a lower price if you self-scan the goods as you choose them and put them in your trolley. There is the price for ordinary mortals and a price for those who have the app. Once you have concluded your shopping, you then checkout on screen and your shopping is done.
My initial reaction to this was resentment. They were making me do the work of the checkout assistants and implicitly, if most of us signed up, the checkout assistants would be no longer needed. But soon the gap between the normal price and the checkout price grew so large that I was prepared to bribed with my own money.
All that remains is my sense that if the supermarket can afford the price it offers, it should be available to everyone.
Of course, then came Black Friday. This is a particularly odd phenomenon in the UK since we don’t have Thanksgiving and so the Friday after this US holiday is just another Friday. If you want to measure the extent of globalization, check out the nations with Black Friday deals.
But here again, one can’t help reflecting on the dynamics of consumer capitalism. Why should the price be lower? Black Friday took off when online purchasing sites like Amazon realized that it was not just a way to tap into the holiday shopping surge that happens in the US over the Thanksgiving long weekend, it was also a good way of shifting inventory ahead of the peak demand season that is Christmas.
You don’t have to be an un-redeemed Ebenezer Scrooge to recognize that the consumer frenzy that is Christmas is a rather strange application of the message of Jesus. Few of us can enliven the festive season with a ‘wedding feast at Cana’-style trick or ‘a feeding of the 5,000 via sundry loaves and fishes,’ but even those less familiar with his repertoire may know that the essence of Jesus’s message was NOT: ‘go shop.’
Indeed, the historically minded will immediately point out that puritanical Christians even sanctioned the idea that you had to fast prior to the Christmas event itself and mark the day itself with kindness to strangers rather than indulgence to one’s own circle.
At this point, to reassure friends and family alike, I should admit that I have no aspirations towards the puritanical. Nonetheless, there is a part of me that wishes that the generosity expressed at Christmas was not so enmeshed in buying gifts.
Sadly, my incipient cynicism is well-fuelled these days.
I know I am not alone when I open my email box and discover that ninety percent of it consists of invitations to spend. And with almost equal frequency, it includes a ‘don’t miss out’ offer that warns you implicitly that the price will be higher if you don’t buy now. Again, the subtext is we are using volume to subsidize your consumption; in other words, bribing you with your own money. Bribery is associated with corruption, and somehow I feel myself tainted on a daily basis. Maybe if we don’t take the bribe, the world won’t burn.






