Patrick Is Dead
News by M
Patrick is dead It was surely expected by me M and all our narrators He left a strange note but there are important issues to discuss first Science Duuude can still expect two stories each day one AI piece from the AI narrator and one tree piece from the wood narrator or is it one wood piece from the tree narrator It doesn’t really matter Does it I’ll continue to write a story every day for Illumination and Illumination-Curated though I may only write one if I also write a story for Sexual Tendencies though my stories contain little sex but much conversation and digressions galore I will also write a sexy story for The Rebel Poets Society about twice a week and for Sensual: The Life Erotic about once a week I will thus assume some of Patrick’s submissions those that usually have but a few readers who probably think it’s me M I may sound like an asshole if you read this out loud but this is simply a writing timetable Athena etc. permitting Now for his note which contains one lie
Fuck You M I hope Athena kicks you to Hades Remember to keep sending both AI and wood stories to the ScienceDuuude every day I like him a lot Don’t forget Dr Mehmet Yildiz He’s a nice fellow as well But he works too hard down under Send him one for Illumination and one for Illumination-Curated every day if you can but minimum one of them per day There’s also Sexual Tendencies who hate poetry so I usually sneak some in somewhere in the middle Send them one a week Amanda Dalmas from The Rebel Poets Society will appreciate a sexy poem or story at least once a week Finally there’s Elle Beau ❇︎ from Sensual: The Life Erotic I preferred the old name Send her a sexy poem or story once a week Now you Maurice I mean M Go fuck yourself Wait you finally have Jenny Poor girl but she’s in love I know it will last because you’re me really except that you like life more than I ever did Finally no more COVID to run my time and no roaches in oblivion Hell and Heaven are just constructs for those afraid to admit they’re animals When a tree falls in the forest all the other trees lament its fall And when all trees are murdered or burned by hellish fire a special muse cries for them and sings an ancient song Medium was nice most of the time but those claps are an error I always hated their meaninglessness I preferred the comments especially when they finally got their own space I don’t want a funeral Just a dark chocolate keto bar up my ass Just kidding Maurice Take care of Jenny She really loves you That’s it It’s time to take a bow I’m off to Greece to kiss Athena for you I’m not afraid of COVID now that I’m going away