100 Word Challenge — Scorned
Parking Lot Gypsy Offers Revenge In The Form Of Gypsy Magic, Curses, And Scorning
HUNDO | 100 WORD CHALLENGE | FICTION | HUMOR
“You the Dandy-Mat-Gypsy?”
“Sponsorship expired. Today, I’m the Hyprodamat-Gypsy.”
“Great! I need someone Scorned.”
“But my child, Scorning is worse than a Curse.”
“How?”
“Curses die with the Cursed. Scorning lives forever in their descendants.”
“Scorning it is! How much do you charge?”
“Gypsy’s don’t charge… we accept… donations… seventy-five.”
“Ok, so I was waiting for this big-ass slow SUV to pass before I turned left onto main.”
“Go on…”
“The asshole turned without signaling! Wasted damn near 20 seconds of my life!”
“Was it a 2023 Toyota Sequoia Capstone in Celestial Silver Metallic?”
“YES!”
“I’ll Scorn that Fucker for Free!”
Zote: To anyone who is well off enough to own a 2023 Toyota Sequoia Capstone in Celestial Silver Metallic, I apologize…
…Unless you believe you’re too good to signal. Than I take it back.
In the Great words of Marc Antony “The evil that men do lives after them.”
Cars didn’t exist back when Shakespeare lived, but chariots did. I believe Shakespeare wrote that line in response to some asshole charioteer in a Celestial Silver Metallic chariot who didn’t signal.
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