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</figure><figure id="65f8"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*9SEl8UuTggDF-8KMctiecQ.jpeg"><figcaption>You’ve only got yourself to blame. This is what happens when I don’t get a massage.</figcaption></figure><figure id="fc0c"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*fses88jN-xqUarYTs158bA.jpeg"><figcaption>Nope. Not coming for a walk. I’m having a bad hair day. I think it was caused by a lack of massages.</figcaption></figure><figure id="2f1a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*K-LmfhxNc87iYnU_vjrieA.jpeg"><figcaption>I’m very busy on the computer completing your Wordle for you. But Shen wants me to tell you that she wants a massage. Deal with it or you will have me to answer to.</figcaption></figure><figure id="9640"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zQ9aXiawzOhnMzKOUcBjMw.jpeg"><figcaption>At last! Now keep this up for two hours, and we’ll call it quits. A bit lower, left a bit, up a bit. Ooh, that’s nice.</figcaption></figure><p id="5f22">This story is for Ziggy c/o <a href="undefined">Ann James</a>.
All photos were taken by the author.</p></article></body>
NB: The dog that wants a massage is a small lurcher: a Bedlington Whippet. The Border Collie comes in at the end!
This story is for Ziggy c/o Ann James. All photos were taken by the author.
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