Open Letter to Time Travelers

Dear Time Travelers,
First, I’d like to apologize for the mess that we left you. I think I speak for many people when I say we really had higher ambitions. Like so many things, life got in the way.
We really wanted to make things better, to do better, to be better. But we were distracted by silly things like earning a living, video games, watching TV, getting our nails done, and countless other acts of vanity and distraction. Those things don’t sound so important right now.
Do people still have jobs in the future? Jobs seem obnoxious, unnecessary and a huge waste of time. Shouldn’t they eventually go away, like unicycles, Instagram models and advertising? If you don’t know what any of these things are, we’ll call that progress.
To be fair, we were born into kind of a mess ourselves. Despite that, I fervently believe that we all are responsible for transcending what we were born into. But, a lot of people do really average at transcending. Which is to say, not very transcendent.
What are the people of the future bad at? As a species, are we just doomed to be mediocre? I know enough math to understand we collectively will always be average. I was just hoping that the average would improve with time.
Oh, quick question, how did global warming, nuclear weapons and artificial intelligence turn out? Since you’re from the future, I expect you will have covered much of this in your history classes.
Do they still teach history in the future? I could see history not being taught anymore. History classes might die off because so many people don’t learn from it or use it anywhere, like learning to play the recorder, or dividing fractions.
I guess I was assuming that you were a human time traveler. Sorry, I didn’t mean to be speciesist. I will assume that you can fully understand our language. Compared to interstellar travel, English is pretty simple. And, if our puny primate brains can figure it out, I’m sure you’ll have no problems.
If you’re not human, what took you so long? We’ve been looking for extraterrestrial visitors for centuries. Was it true that the rest of the universe was actually avoiding us? We’re not angry, just disappointed.
But we could hardly blame you. I’ve lived my whole life on this planet and there were lots of time I didn’t want to be here. I’d imagine Earth is a pretty unsavory destination for most space travelers. There are no rest stops, the drive-thru food is terrible, and everyone on Earth wants to take a selfie with an extraterrestrial.
I guess I’d need to know how far in the future you’re from. That would help me ask better questions. If you’re from later this century, I’d be curious about how life was for the people I knew. But if you’re from the mid-2100s or later, I’d have to assume that pretty much everyone I know is already dead.
The future of humanity feels a little colder when you realize that it’s completely composed of strangers, of people that you’ll never meet or know. Sure, some might share scraps of DNA with me. But that’s hardly a foundation for a meaningful relationship.
Apart from the vanity of knowing that ever-smaller bits of my DNA are still being replicated, I can’t see much of a difference between the future of humanity with me in or out of the gene pool.
And, those bits of DNA aren’t unique to me. Sure, I might have a unique overall combination now. Or maybe even unique to all of human history. But all of my genes came from my ancestors. So it’s a bit pretentious to slap my name on them and call them *my* genes. They really don’t belong to me. They’re just passing through me on their way to other people, other destinations.
It would be silly to invest personal pride in *my* genes since I had nothing to do with their creation, or choosing them. It’s no different that taking personal pride in who your parents are, or how the Chicago Bulls are doing. Just rank vanity.
I suppose that’s the bedrock measure of a person. How much do they care about people they’ll never meet? I’m feeling pretty average about now.
Oh, I beg your pardon. I’d forgotten all about you, Time Traveler. I guess this is just another great example of how easily we forget about the future.
Well, maybe I’ll see you later?
Improv Cowboy
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