Okay, there are two major problems here.

Summary

The text satirically critiques the economics of content creation on platforms like Medium;ium, suggesting that even successful creators might earn very little, while also poking fun at the lifestyle of tech entrepreneurs set to the lyrics of Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing.">

Abstract

The author uses a humorous tone to highlight two major issues with content monetization on platforms such as Medium. Firstly, the author implies that unless a content creator achieves god-like status on the platform, their earnings might be negligible, likened to "the hairs on the monkey’s scrotum." Secondly, the author suggests that achieving such popularity could lead to an overwhelming number of responsibilities, metaphorically turning one's home into a chaotic environment. The text is interspersed with adapted lyrics from Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing," which sarcastically comment on the perceived ease of earning money in the tech industry, where "shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free" seems to be the norm. The song's lyrics are repurposed to mock the idea that tech bros and bloggers can amass wealth without traditional labor, contrasting the glamorous lifestyle of the rich with the mundane reality of installing appliances and moving furniture.

Opinions

The author expresses skepticism about the financial viability of content creation on Medium, implying it's not a reliable source of income for most.
There is a clear critique of the tech industry's portrayal of pictures, where the perceived ease of making money is contrasted with the actual hard work required to succeed.
The use of the term "shekels" may imply a cynical view of the financial motivations in the tech world, possibly hinting at cultural stereotypes.

Okay, there are two major problems here. Unless you become a God of Medium, your portion of the proceeds might only be the hairs on the monkey’s scrotum. Or, you would be so popular, you would get stuck with hundreds of monkeys, turning you family domicile into a never ending shit storm.

For the big opening to your musical, I suggest Dire Straits:

Now look at them tech bro’s that’s the way you do it You play the keyboard on your new PC That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV’s See the little blogger with the earring and the make up Yeah buddy that’s his own hair That little blogger got his own jet airplane That little blogger he’s a millionaire We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV’s We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV’s I shoulda learned to play the keyboard I shoulda learned to code Pascal Look at that mama she got it stickin’ in the camera man I coulda had that gal And he’s up there, what’s that? He’s tweetin’ noises? Bangin’ on his smart phone like a chimpanzee That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it Get your shekels for nothin’ get your dreck for free We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV’s Listen here Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way to do it Play the keyboard on the new PC That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free Shekels for nothin’ and your dreck for free

Easy, easy shekels for nothin’ dreck for free) (I want a, I want a new PC) (Shekels for nothin’ dreck for free)