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The “Inuit Diet” did not become “the biggest thing since Atkins”</li><li>Denmark did not invade Tunisia</li><li>Temple did not beat Notre Dame</li><li>Mad Max Fury Road didn’t “suck donkey balls”</li><li>Edinson Volquez’s arm did not fall off</li><li>Drone hunting is not about to become an Olympic sport</li><li>STMicroelectronics did not “crush” their 3rd quarter earnings whisper number</li><li>Colbert has not called</li><li>You don’t regret not buying an Apple Watch</li></ol><p id="1575">The following is for <a href="undefined">Timothy J. O'Neill</a>, who wanted me to eat a shoe for dessert.</p> <figure id="e56f"> <div

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OK, so I admit, that I’m not that good at predicting what will “trend” on Medium. This must be why I’m so bad at Fantasy Football… and picking stocks… and horse racing… and all sorts of other things that require divining the future. In my defense, I have to say that I’m pretty good at handicapping bull fights. Generally, I bet on the torero.

The good news is, MY HAT IS MADE OF CHEDDAR CHEESE, suckers.

Other predictions I was wrong about recently:

  1. John F. Kennedy Jr. did not climb out of his watery grave and star in a reality television show with the Kardashians
  2. The “Inuit Diet” did not become “the biggest thing since Atkins”
  3. Denmark did not invade Tunisia
  4. Temple did not beat Notre Dame
  5. Mad Max Fury Road didn’t “suck donkey balls”
  6. Edinson Volquez’s arm did not fall off
  7. Drone hunting is not about to become an Olympic sport
  8. STMicroelectronics did not “crush” their 3rd quarter earnings whisper number
  9. Colbert has not called
  10. You don’t regret not buying an Apple Watch

The following is for Timothy J. O'Neill, who wanted me to eat a shoe for dessert.

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