Offhand Remark, Hands-On Response
Rhetorical request, research for naught
On Christmas day, my quirky friend Scott — a vacuum salesman, whose motto is: Our product sucks — joined a volunteer crew packing turkey dinners for delivery to housebound residents.
The annual effort is sponsored by a local Temple. As the town historian, Scott is well-known. He got to talking with another volunteer, Jack, a customer of his, who said: “You’re the go-to guy for researching the Temple’s history.”
Spurred on by this comment, Scott spent Christmas weekend researching. From his archives, he compiled a trove of tidbits about the Temple and its adjoining cemetery.
He phoned Jack to arrange delivery of documents and photographs.
Jack replied: “I was just making idle conversation. I don’t give a flying f#(k about the Temple — I’m not even Jewish.”






