Number One Secret to Becoming a Writer

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real deal!This information has been shouted from the highest mountain and etched in stone. It’s found in caves and the darkest corners of long-forgotten tombs!It’s been carried across wind-swept plains and taken aboard majestic sailing ships to new lands far from home!It’s survived fires, floods, raging storms, and the explosion of great volcanoes. These secrets have survived the chaos of unrelenting war!Even today, small children gather around roaring fires to hear these words spoken to them by their beloved elders!What would you pay? $10,$ 100, $1000,$ 1,000,000? (I’d buy more guitars)It shall soon be revealed! For free!!!!!There’s no subscription, no fees, no signups, no newsletters, and no speeches by long-winded blowhards who speak of the same things over and over again!Now prepare yourselves

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This information will BLOW YOUR MIND!

Ah, dear would-be writer, you seek the wisdom of the ancients. So, how does one become a writer? Here you shall find the answers to all that you seek. This secret is ALL you need to know. Let’s begin!

So, you’re on Medium reading all these writing tips. All those other tips are so pedestrian! This information I shall reveal IS the secret sauce, the whole enchilada, the real deal!

This information has been shouted from the highest mountain and etched in stone. It’s found in caves and the darkest corners of long-forgotten tombs!

It’s been carried across wind-swept plains and taken aboard majestic sailing ships to new lands far from home!

It’s survived fires, floods, raging storms, and the explosion of great volcanoes. These secrets have survived the chaos of unrelenting war!

Even today, small children gather around roaring fires to hear these words spoken to them by their beloved elders!

What would you pay? $ 10, $100, $1000, $1,000,000? (I’d buy more guitars)

It shall soon be revealed! For free!!!!!

There’s no subscription, no fees, no signups, no newsletters, and no speeches by long-winded blowhards who speak of the same things over and over again!

Now prepare yourselves for these words which will shatter your writing reality and guide you through that long dark night!

Are YOU ready??

I’m giddy with excitement!

Wait for it……

Wait for it!!!!!!!

Here it is!!!!

*Annoying trumpets play*