Now, This Is A Special Kind of Stupid

Police say a woman is behind bars without bond after she was arrested twice within three hours by the same officer early Sunday morning.

I just read this in a news article. I’m not including names, places, or actual pictures.

She is facing two counts of driving while impaired. The second arrest occurred when she passed the same officer while driving 72 miles an hour in a 50 mph zone.

Now, I’m trying to picture myself being arrested and going back out and doing the same thing within 3 hours. I would go into hiding.

They didn't say what her alcohol level was, but I can only imagine.

I don’t make a habit of calling people stupid, but this reminds me of a show years ago about the world's dumbest criminals. I hope she gets her act together before it’s too late.