Nothing to Snicker at
A quickie quartet of lewd and lovely limericks.
There was a young woman who loved Snickers And standing around in her knickers… She was quite crass, with her thumb up her ass, But at least she wasn’t one of them nose-pickers.
There was a young woman who loved Snickers And standing around in her knickers… She gobbled her candy, and felt fine and dandy, Cause she washed it down with fine liquors.
There was a young woman who loved Snickers And standing around in her knickers… She wasn’t at all nervous to give customer service To older gents with certified healthy tickers.
There was a young woman who loved Snickers And standing around in her knickers… She was a little horny, but not overly porny, As she imagined a giant tongue come to lick hers.
These silly limericks were hatched from Marla Bishop’s IdeaStream. She came up with the first two lines, so it’s not my fault. See for yourself:
Marilyn Flower writes political humor and satire to delight socially and spiritually conscious folks. She’s a regular columnist for the prison newsletter, Freedom Anywhere, where she writes about faith and prayer. Clowning and improvisation strengthen her resolve during these crazy times.






