Summary

The web page content is a personal blog post about the author's list of "unconventional hotties" who are attractive due to their intelligence, talent, and personality rather than traditional physical attractiveness.

Abstract

The web page content is a personal blog post titled "Not So Hot Hotties" written by a woman who shares her list of men she finds attractive despite not fitting the conventional standards of attractiveness. She lists Huey Lewis, Christopher Hitchens, Stephen Fry, Eddie Money, and Peter Cetera as her choices. She explains her reasons for finding these men attractive, which include their intelligence, talent, and personality. She also mentions that her husband is compiling his own list of unconventional hotties. The post ends with a call to action for readers to support her work by buying her a coffee or trying out an AI service she recommends.

Bullet points

The author and her husband are listening to retro tunes and she starts thinking about men who are attractive but not conventionally hot.
Huey Lewis: She had a crush on him as a teenager and found him attractive due to his intelligence and talent.
Christopher Hitchens: She finds him attractive despite his short stature, portly build, and addiction to alcohol and tobacco because of his brilliant mind and intelligence.
Stephen Fry: She finds him attractive despite knowing that he is gay because of his intelligence, voice, and mind.
Eddie Money: She finds him attractive because of his nice boy image and the sense of security he exudes.
Peter Cetera: She finds him attractive due to his voice, which she finds sexually appealing.
The author's husband is compiling his own list of unconventional hotties.
The author ends the post by asking readers to support her work by buying her a coffee or trying out an AI service she recommends.

Not So Hot Hotties

Unconventional Sexy That Makes Our Motors Hummmmm!

So, hubby and I are jammin’ out to retro tunes. And I had a thought, hot guys that aren’t textbook hot.

I have a list. I bet you do too.

Huey Lewis:

Hugh Anthony Cregg III, the object of my teenage affection despite being over 30.

He was hot, handsome, and smart. I didn't know about the perfect math SAT score then. I just kinda felt his smarts. Brains go a long way with me.

Christopher Hitchens:

Fuck me sideways! The Hitch, man! He was short, he was portly. He was booze-addled and stinking of tobacco. And, he was brilliant!

I’m an atheist and I own every single word this man wrote. He was amazing! Maybe 5'8" on a good day. Thinning hair, even then. don’t care.

Intelligence is hot, just sayin' and if you can bring it with an accent…nummy, nummy….which brings me to my next entry…

Stephen Fry:

Yes, I do know Mr. Fry is otherwise ordered. He digs dudes, I get it. But this is my list of unconventional hotties and Steven gets my motor running….the voice, the mind…I love a smart man!

Eddie Money:

He might have not have been a heartthrob back in the day, but Eddie was all kinds of all right.

He had that nice boy from a nice family thing going on. You knew as a tiny woman like me, that Eddie had you. There weren’t going to be any shenanigans, Eddie’d take care of it. Then we’d all go home and eat. Still love me some Eddie.

Peter Cetera:

The voice of a generation. Sing me the phonebook and be done! Your voice makes me wet, not gonna lie. Your face, not so much, but, I'm okay with it and you’re way older than me.

Hubby is compiling his list of unconventional hotties now. These are mine.

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