20 Quotes About Orgasm

Because National Orgasm Day is coming

July 31 is National Orgasm Day, which is observed in countries around the world. But of course, we all know that the love of the orgasm doesn’t need a special celebration — we’re always talking about the moment we release the excitement of a sexual encounter. These quotes are what some people are saying about orgasms.

1. “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.” -Mae West

2. “The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm.” -Unknown

3. “I’d heard him tell a woman who complained he never helped her achieve orgasm that she should treasure the memory of her last orgasm, since it probably predated the French Revolution.” -André Aciman

4. “It was not until much later when, after a deep and satisfying orgasm, I suddenly realized the true meaning of the fairy tale and the nature of the magic kiss of which it speaks.” -Germaine Greer

5. “Now? I’m just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.” -Jess C. Scott

6. “The feelings in love and the orgasm in sex are the supernatural powers inside every one of us.” -M.F. Moonzajer

7. “Writing is like making love. Don’t worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.” -Isabel Allende

8. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” -Betty Friedan

9. “Some fake happiness, some fake sadness, and some fake an orgasm.” -Dominic Riccitello

10. “Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn’t work on you, then something about you must be broken.” -Roberto Hogue

11. “The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.” -Malcolm Muggeridge

12. “As above; so below. As the Sun represents the most exalted planetary body in our solar system, the Orgasm represents the most exalted human experience.” -Laurence Galian

13. “I’ll have to see what I can do to get her to relax more. Another orgasm would probably help.” -Rene Webb

14. “Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard.” -Haruki Murakami

15. “The orgasm is simply when the body does take over.” -Betty Dodson

16. “My wife says she would never fake an orgasm — but if I want her to, she’s willing to fake faking one.” -John Alejandro King

17. “The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.” -Wilhelm Reich

18. “Enlightenment and Orgasm are both personal affairs. Yet, both are treated poles apart by man. Former is a fantasized fact and latter the factual fantasy. One shouldn’t be burdened by either of them, but both are worth giving a try.” -Soman Gouda

19. “Her heart did a backflip against her ribs. No, she told it. You do not fall for a necromancer whose orgasm sets the bed on fire.” -Jasmine Silvera

20. “Sex is not an exam and you do not need an orgasm to pass.” -Merlyn Gabriel Miller

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Sources:

Cullen, D. 40 Interesting, Fun Quotes about the Female Orgasm. LovePanky. https://www.lovepanky.com/sensual-tease/obsession/quotes-about-the-female-orgasm

Orgasm Quotes. Goodreads. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/orgasm