Sudden-Tease Fiction

My Wife is so Anal

I love coming in her back door.

My husband always takes me in the rear entrance

I hate it. It’s smelly and it can be really messy. I prefer the front way. I don’t tend to my garden for nothing; a lot of my precious time is spent trimming my bush and I want it to get all the attention it deserves.

I’m such a big guy and it’s such a tight squeeze

That’s why I hate coming in the front way; I’m terrified I break something. Plus, it smells of flowers and it’s so pretty. Being a bit of a dirty pig, I figure it’s best to come in the muddy way — on the count of it being filthy already. She loves to get all anal about it, but she makes an effort. I don’t think she minds too much.

As soon as I slip in, I grab her from behind, wrap my arms around her and squeeze tightly. My lips brush against her neck then slide up to her ear lobe where I treat myself to a little nibble. Before things get out of control, I kick off my muddy boots, throw them into the basket and slam the door shut behind me. I love coming home and I think she loves it too.