My Plate Is Singing
The story of how a plate sings when you tickle it
I want to eat some bacon. I cook some and put it on a plate. After eating my bacon, I put my finger in the remaining fat and push. I tickle my plate and push the fat.
Suddenly, my plate starts to sing! Small “hihihi” that sometimes sound like a seal, sometimes like horses neigh. I’m absorbed by this sweet music. I push and push again.
“Hihi hihi" sings my plate. A horse.
It may sound ridiculous, but I really love that sound. I push and push again.
“Hihihihihi” sings my plate. A seal.
It’s really fun and almost as beautiful as a glass song. Glasses sing definitely better than plates, but this specific plate sounds like heaven. Well, maybe not, a heaven full of horses and seals is pretty weird… But you got the point. It’s the best singing plate I’ve ever heard.
I wish this could last forever.
But suddenly it stops. My plate is tired and doesn’t want to sing anymore. She burned too many calories, the remaining fat is gone. That makes me sad. I could have made her sing the whole day.
