My Most Controversial Sex Opinion
Keep’em covered, ladies
I try not to ruffle any feathers. But I put a lot of my opinions online so it’s bound to happen anyway.
And it can really be over anything.
I got a bunch of huffy responses when I said that it’s hot when guys make noise during sex — even though that’s objectively true.
Once in a while I’ll have someone get pretty weird about the fact that my husband isn’t circumcised and plans to stay uncut. Which always strikes me as a bit odd.
I even just had a man email me an angry six-paragraph rant because I wrote about Pete Davidson being bangable.
Didn’t change my mind, by the way. I’d still take a long, hard ride on the Pete train if I got the chance.
But if there’s one opinion I have that seems to really rub people the wrong way, it’s the way I feel about socks.
I keep them on during sex. Always. No exceptions.
Well okay, one exception. I’ll take them off when I’m doing it in the shower. But that’s it. Otherwise, my feet stay covered the whole time.
And honestly, I’d probably have way more shower sex if I could wear my socks for it too.
It’s not just my own socks, though. I also have a very strong preference for other women keeping their socks on.
And yeah, just women. I don’t really have strong feelings about what’s going on with men’s feet during sex. Fellas, you can do whatever you want with your socks — just make sure they’re clean.
I try to be nice about the whole sock thing, though. Deep down, I know it’s just a matter of personal taste and that’s all there really is to it.
But I feel like I can’t even mention it without a bunch of dudes aggressively telling me I’m wrong.
So, that’s it. I’m done playing nice. The gloves are coming off — socks are staying on though. I’m going to tell you exactly why ladies should keep their feet covered during sex.
Better Than Naked
I think we can all agree that naked women are awesome.
Boobs, butt, bush — the works. We’re all here for it and we want to see it all.
But there’s one thing better than naked ladies. It’s quite possibly the only thing that’s better than naked ladies.
It’s ladies who are almost naked.
Women showing plenty of skin, but still covering up some of it.
Like a girl wearing nothing but a cute robe she didn’t bother tying so you can basically see everything.
Or a hoodie with no bottoms — just her bare buns gorgeously on display.
If it’s between a schoolgirl uniform and being fully undressed from head to toe, I’m gonna want to see that outfit. No contest.
Keeping a bit of clothes on is just a really attractive look. It’s like nudity with a bit more personality.
And socks just happen to work perfectly for this.
The socks can stay on even after she stripped everything else off. And they pair really well with anything else she might decide to leave on, like a short skirt or a big loose sweater.
They’re Cute As Hell
Socks are just plain cute, too.
It doesn’t even matter what kind of socks, because they all look really good.
White, colorful, striped — whatever.
Dainty little ankle socks. Big comfy cabin socks. Warm, fuzzy ones.
Sexy stockings. Knee-high socks definitely. And thigh-highs are about as hot as it gets.
The socks peeking out of her skate shoes, too. You bet your whole butt those count.
Don’t get me started on the shoes, though. That’s a pile of hotness I don’t have time to get into right now.
My point is that socks look cute as hell. And girls leaving their socks on when they’re taking the rest of their clothes off are extra cute because of it.
They Complement the Legs
There’s another reason I’m really into women in socks.
It’s because I’m really into women’s legs. Thighs especially, but I like everything that’s going on down there.
So I love anything that accentuates those legs.
At the top end, you can do that with a short skirt. A sundress is great for that too. And booty shorts, of course.
Closer to the bottom, you’re getting into sock territory. Cute socks make legs look even hotter. And any sock that goes up to the knee or above basically is basically begging your eyes to go straight to the thighs.
It’s like putting a fancy frame around a beautiful painting — except the painting is a hot chick.
The Socks Stay On During Sex
Okay, look. It’s fine for any lady to take her socks off if she wants to. That’s her business.
And I never get upset when I’m looking at thirst traps or watching porn just because there’s not a single sock in sight.
It’s all good. Barefoot hotties are still hotties.
But unless I can be talked into some shower sex, I’m not taking mine off.
And if I’m ogling some hot girls, cute socks are always a plus.
So there it is. My most controversial opinion, apparently.
And if any guy reading this is tempted to send me an angry email, don’t bother. There’s no point arguing with me over this. Because if being hot for girls in socks is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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